英语翻译On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light,and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.The cop says to the kid,"Nice bike you got there.Did Santa bring that to you?"The kid replies,"Yeah."The cop says,"Well,n

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英语翻译On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light,and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.The cop says to the kid,"Nice bike you got there.Did Santa bring that to you?"The kid replies,"Yeah."The cop says,"Well,n
英语翻译
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light,and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.The cop says to the kid,"Nice bike you got there.Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid replies,"Yeah."
The cop says,"Well,next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says,"By the way,that's a nice horse you got there.Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid,the cop says,"Yeah,he sure did."
The kid continued,“Well,next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse,instead of on top."

英语翻译On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light,and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.The cop says to the kid,"Nice bike you got there.Did Santa bring that to you?"The kid replies,"Yeah."The cop says,"Well,n
圣诞早晨,一个骑警在交通灯前等红灯,他旁边有个小孩骑着一个新自行车也在红灯处停着.
警察问小朋友:“车挺帅吗,是圣诞老人送给你的么?”
还孩子回答:“是啊.”
警察说:“恩,记得明年告诉圣诞老人给你自行车装着尾灯”
然后警察给小朋友开了一个20美金的安全隐患问题的罚单.
小孩接过罚单,临走前用警察同样的口吻问警察:“顺便说一下,你的马很帅诶,是圣诞老人给你的么?”
警察说:“是啊.”
小孩继续说到:“明年记得告诉圣诞老人把马的生殖器放它下面,不要放他背上.”
(dick 是男人的*器官 所以这里小朋友把骑在马背上的警察骂成是dick)

这孩子接着说:“好吧,明年告诉圣诞老人把马下,而不是的家伙,在最前面。”

骂他是叼