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英语翻译
英语翻译

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韩寒语录
1.真理往往是在少数人手里,而少数人必须服从多数人,到头来真理还是在多数人手里,人云亦云就是这样堆积起来的.第一个人说一番话,被第二个人听见,和他一起说,此时第三个人反对,而第四个人一看,一边有两个人而一边只有一个人,便跟着那两个人一起说.可见人多口杂的那一方不一定都有自己的想法,许多是冲着那里人多去的 .
2.我这辈子说得最让人无从反驳的话就是被子不用叠——本来就是要摊开睡的——然而这也是第一个被人反驳掉的.懂么,这就是规矩.我们之所以悲哀,是因为我们有太多规矩.
3.我觉得我是全世界最聪明绝顶的人.因为有些博士其实见识没有多少长进,只是学会了怎么把一句人都听得懂的话写得鬼都看不懂
4.如果现在这个时代能出全才,那便是应试教育的幸运和这个时代的不幸.如果有,他便是人中之王,可惜没有,所以我们只好把“全”字人下的“王”给拿掉.时代需要的只是人才.
5.我们最终需要的人才是专长于一类的,当然我们也要有各科的基础,不能从小学一年级就专攻什么,为直达目的扔掉一切,这就仿佛准备要去公共浴室洗澡而出门就一丝不挂；但也不能穿了棉袄洗澡.我曾从《知音》杂志上看见一个处境与我一样又相反的人,他两次高考数学物理全部满分,而英语语文不及格,最终他没能去大学,打工去了.所以,现在教育的问题是没有人会一丝不挂去洗澡,但太多人正穿着棉袄在洗澡.
6 我觉得,现在的情况就是：家乐福就像一个充气娃娃,让一帮人抱着发泄,一方面可能的确平时活得太压抑,要找个没什么代价的出口.一方面边发泄还要边问这充气娃娃和充气娃娃的制造商,我强不强啊,我强不强啊,看见旁边那些对于搞充气娃娃没兴趣的人还指责他们性无能
7.中国看不起说大话的人.而在我看来大话并无甚,好比古代妇女缠惯了小脚,碰上正常的脚就称“大脚”；中国人说惯了“小话”,碰上正常的话,理所当然就叫“大话”了.敢说大话的人得不到好下场,吓得后人从不说大话变成不说话.
8.我成为现象,思想品德不及格,总比没思想好.
9.因为以前说过,文学往往是政治的妓女,所以,像上文一样,我伺候的评论家们舒服不舒服啊?要不要我叫上陈丹青给大家也认个错,双飞更舒服哦……如果大家觉得我这样的服务很好的话,以后一直点我哦,我的工号是18万4531号,工号是有点难记,唉,没办法,作家里干这行的太多了……
10.我生性不爱受困,常常违反班规,班主任常罚我抄班规20遍,我只好三支笔一起握.我常对人说,我的一手好字就是这么练出来的.
11.街上美女很少,因为这年头,每天上一次床的美女比每天上一次街的美女多.举凡女孩子,略有姿色,都在大酒店里站着；很有姿色,都在大酒店里睡着；极有姿色,都在大酒店经理怀里躺着.
12.周庄的大门口停满了各式各样的公车,可见我国政府对提高官员的艺术修养是十分注重的.
13.占着茅坑不拉屎是可恶的,其实,最可恨的却是拉完了屎还要占着等坑.
14.一个男子失恋以后,要么自杀,要么再恋一次爱,而第二次找对象的要求往往相近于第一个,这种心理是微妙的,比如一样东西吃得正香,突然被人抢掉,自然要千方百计再想找口味相近的——这个逻辑只适用于女方背叛或对其追求未果.若两人彼此再无感情,便不存在这种“影子恋爱”,越吃越臭的东西是不必再吃一遍的.
15.名气就仿佛后脑勺的头发,本人是看不见的,旁人却一目了然.
16.数理化语文英语全很好,音乐体育计算机都零分,连开机都不会,我还是一个优等生.但如果我音乐体育计算机好得让人发指,葡萄牙语说得跟母语似的,但是数学英语和化学全不及格,我也是个差生.
17.一个十八岁以上的成年人,居然还不知道自己以后的理想是什么,自己喜欢的是什么,那真是教育的失败.
18.数学就是做,不断做,做到你考试的时候发现试卷上所有的题目都做过,就行了.
19.我在上学的时候,喜欢踢球.有人讽刺我说再踢也踢不到国家队,踢再好也好不过罗纳尔多,踢了有什么意思.不许踢了.
那么,如果你自己喜欢开车,我对你说,你再开也开不到迈凯轮车队去,开再快也快不过舒马赫,开了有什么意思,驾照没收了.
20.恋爱的话很大程度是为了自己的面子,比如学校里觉得长得好看有面子,而办公室里觉得找个有钱的有面子一样,其实爱的都是面子.
21.在抗击“非典”的时候,有的航空公司推出了教师和医护人员机票打六折的优惠措施,这让人十分疑惑.感觉好像是护士不够用年轻女老师全上前线了.但是,我实在看不到老师除了教大家勤洗手以外有什么和“非典”扯上关系的.那我是清洁工坐飞机能不能打六折?
22.文章这个东西,在语句通顺,错别字不多到影响阅读的情况下,好坏完全没有评判的标准.我随便拿一篇朱自清的文章交上去,没有一个老师会觉得自己的学生写作文好到有名家的水平了,并且照样会作出很多修改意见
23.有一年学校在交学费的时候强行多收取100元,理由是向家长的贷款,以用于教育建设,至于还款,不仅无期,而且无息.到最后反正被借钱的人谁都不知道这钱究竟建设了一个什么.
24.语文,“秘诀”有二：一是不看语文书；二是不看作文书.
25、我看书有我的原则,我不喜欢语文书、作文课,因为我仇恨这些东西赚人的钱又扼杀人的个性和创造力.我更喜欢王朔,这小子很聪明,而且很真诚.我的写作特点更像钱钟书的《围城》,因为我很欣赏他骂人骂得深刻又不露骨.
26、学生给我寄来一份试卷,里面有一道题是用我的文章作分析,问我的文章到底选自以下那个大赛：A：全国首届新概念作文大赛；B、首届全国新概念作文大赛；C：新概念首届全国作文大赛.你说这是什么玩意儿!考试的目的是什么?我们的语文教育真是伟大!
27、我的小说主人公基本上没干什么事,就这么混混沌沌过着.这就是生活.为什么一定要高于生活?
28、数学,我想我只要上到初二就够了. 一个人全面发展当然好,但可能越全面发展越是个庸才.说一个人学习高等数学是为了培养逻辑能力,我觉得逻辑能力是与生俱来的东西,并不是培养出来的东西.古人不学高等数学,难道就没有逻辑能力吗?
29、七门功课红灯,照亮我的前程.
30、我想,时候差不多越来越多的社会名流们要到这里来演出和慰问了,我也该走了.
31、我是一块上海大镜子,我会让很多人反思自己.
32、我很难概括自己的个性.我对那些模式化的人格尤为反感,我只是按我喜欢的做事而已.我不愿随大流,我是写不出那种“啊,我们光荣的大桥”一类的东西的.
33、休学后的安排胸有成竹,5月为《三重门》在上海作发行宣传,到同龄人中搞签名售书,暑假约几个同伴去西藏……岁末几个月把自己锁在家里,将一年体验付诸笔端.
34.紧张的人说话时的体现不是忘记内容,而是忘记过渡,全然不知道自己在说什么,两句毫无因果关系的句子居然能用“所以”串起来.
35.家庭就像一座山,双方都要拼命往上爬,而山顶只容一个人站住脚.说家像山,更重要的是一山难容二虎,一旦二虎相向,必须要恶斗以分轩轻.通常男人用学术之外的比如拳脚来解决争端,所以说,一个失败的女人背后大多会有一个成功的男人.
36.问题涉及到了钱上,爱的寿命就不同了.我常可以见到恶丑无比的男人拥着一个美若天仙的女子.

英文对照翻译：Hanhan sayings
1. The truth is often in a small number of people, but few people must obey the truth is most people, in most people's hand, parrot is piling up. The first man said, was the second personal hearing, and he said, now the third and the fourth individual personal against a two side, and only one side, then follow the two together. Many men have many minds is the one who doesn't have his own ideas, many people go there is blunt.
2 I've said most lets a person cannot refute, is not fold the quilt is to sleep -- - but it out first was refuted. Understand? This is custom. We are sad, because we have too many rules.
3 I feel is the most intelligent person. Because some doctor without much progress in knowledge, just learned how to put a people understand the words written ghost don't understand
4 if the present era, it is can a generalist education examination of the era of luck and misfortune. If have, he is the king of the people, but no, so we had to put "full" word people under the "king" to take off. The needs of The Times only.
5 we eventually need talent is specialize in class, of course, we should also have the basic subjects, not from a first grade is specializing in what, for this purpose, to throw as ready to public bathroom bath and be naked, But also can wear a quilted jacket bath. I was from the journal wants to see a situation like me and instead of person, he twice mathematics physics, and English language all failed, he could not go to work, go to university. So now, education is no man will take a shower naked, but too many people are wearing cotton-padded jacket in a bath.
6 I think, it is like a carrefour, let a person blow-ups holding out, on the one hand may indeed usually live too depressive, to find no cost. One side to side vent ask this blow-ups and blow-ups manufacturers, my strong ah, my strong, saw beside those who have no interest in blow-ups also accused them of disability
7. China. Look great But in my opinion, is not very big and ancient women used to tie with the feet, normal feet "bigfoot, People used to say "little things", with normal word, it is called "big". Dare not boast of good, frighten posterity never boast become don't talk.
8 I become phenomenon, moral fail, always have good ideas.
9 for said before, literature is often the harlot, therefore, politics, I served as mentioned in the critics comfortable or not? Should I call ChenDanQing give everybody also recognized a mistake, sf more comfortable oh... If you think I this service is good, since I oh, my number is 18 million 4531 number, number is a bit difficult, alas, don't do it, the writer did much...
10. I love, often violates rules siege, my teacher always copy rules 20 times, I had to hold together with three pens. I always say, my good word is so from practice.
11. The beauty, because this year, less than the bed every last day of the beauty of more than beauty. Street, As a girl, conentionalities, standing in the hotel, In a feminine beauty, the hotel asleep, There are extremely feminine beauty, in the hotel manager arms lying down.
12 zhouzhuang gate park was full of all kinds of the bus, so our government officials to improve the art accomplishment is very attention.
The manger is abhorrent, actually, is the most hateful to pull out of the pit shit, etc.
14 after brokenhearted, or a man love a suicide, or to find love, but the second object of similar to the first, the psychology is delicate, such as something to eat soundly, suddenly being robbed, natural to leave no stone unturned to find similar taste - the logic applies only to the betrayal of their pursuit or. If they have other feelings, then don't exist in the "shadow", eat more smelly things is not to eat again.
15 back as the famous hair, I is invisible, but others.
16. Good English language all science, music, sports computer are zero even boot is not, I am a top student. But if my music sports computer's heinous, Portuguese say with native English and math, but I failed, the chemical is a difference.
17 a 18 years or older adults, incredibly still don't know what is the ideal, after that oneself like, that's what is education of failure.
The math is doing, constantly, do you find all the questions on the paper, will do.
19 I in school, like playing football. Someone said to play and irony I can play again, playing or but ronaldo, what is played. Forbid play.
So, if you like driving, I say to you, you can also open again, then McLaren go faster, but not as quick schumacher opened what meaning, driver's license confiscated.
20. Love words largely to oneself of face, such as school think long good-looking face, and the office has a rich have found that, in the face of love is face.
21 in severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS), some airlines launched teachers and staff of 60 percent discount ticket play, this lets a person very measures. Feel like a nurse with young female teacher is on the front. But I really see the teacher teach everyone except wash their hands are and what "SARS" off. The plane is cleaner can beat six fold?
Article 22. The words in sentences, smooth, not to affect reading situation, or no judgment standard. I grab a piece of paper, zhu without a teacher can feel the students to write a composition is good to the level, and so will make many amendments
23. In one school fees of more than 100 yuan, imposed charge is offering loans to education, but not life, reimbursement, interest-free. Finally, the person who is borrowing money what all don't know that what a construction.
24. Chinese, "secrets" are two: one is to watch Chinese book, 2 is not as documents.
25 and I read my principle, I don't like Chinese books, composition, because I hate these things make person's money and killing human individuality and creativity. I prefer wang, this boy is very smart, but very sincere. My writing characteristics more like qian zhongshu's fortress, because I appreciate his curse and scold the profound.
26 and students send me an exam, there is A problem with my articles, ask me what the articles from the contest: A: the first new concept, composition contest, B, the 1st national new concept composition contest, C: new concept first national composition contest. You say this is what thing! What is the purpose of the test? Our Chinese education is really great!
27, my hero basically not doing things, so HunHunDunDun lived. This is life. Why must be higher than life?
28, mathematics, I just want to early enough. A comprehensive development of man, but of course the all-round development of the last may rat. Say a personal learning mathematics is to develop a logical ability, I think is inherent logic, not out of things. The ancients don't learn mathematics, don't logical ability?
29 and seven subjects, make my future red.
30, I think, more and more social celebrities as to come here and the performance, I also should walk.
31 and I was a big mirror in Shanghai, I'll make many people reconsiders oneself.
32, I find it hard to summarize its own personality. I especially dislike those unalterable personality, I just do as I like. I would not normally, I cannot write that "ah, our glorious bridge" kind of things.
33 and suspension after arrangement, 5 months for the assurance of triple gate in Shanghai and issued publicity, to make more peers about his companions, summer to Tibet... Year-end months lock yourself in the home, will experience into a poem encouraged.
34 nervous speaking is not forget the content, but forget transition, all don't know what to say, two words in the sentence was no causal relationship with "so".
35 families like a mountain, both hard and mountain climbing, let a man take only. That's like a mountain, more important is to let two tiger hill, once two tigers, must be scattered in porch light. A man usually use beyond the academic fists like to solve the dispute, a failure, so that the woman behind most will have a successful man.
36 problems involved money, love life is different. I often can see evil ugly men hold a pretty woman.
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Famous quotations by Han Han