要几个英语的笑话、谚语、小诗和绕口令笑话要一个,谚语和绕口令各要六条,小诗要两篇,

要几个英语的笑话、谚语、小诗和绕口令笑话要一个,谚语和绕口令各要六条,小诗要两篇,
要几个英语的笑话、谚语、小诗和绕口令
笑话要一个,谚语和绕口令各要六条,小诗要两篇,

要几个英语的笑话、谚语、小诗和绕口令笑话要一个,谚语和绕口令各要六条,小诗要两篇,
Morning
I love to wake to each new day,
And brush my dreams
Of night away,
And look out through
my window wide
To see what weather is outside,
And wonder what exciting thing
This shining, un-used day
Will bring.
清晨
我喜欢醒来迎接每一个清晨,
轻松抖落一夜的梦尘,
从窗口向外眺望远处,
广茅的天地是否晴空无云,
想象何等激动人心的事
这灿烂崭新的一天将献呈.
The music within
What is life?
It is in the colours of autumn,
A gentle snowfall in winter,
A sudden shower in spring,
The sunlight of a summer day.
It is in the laughter of the young and the old.
In people’s hopes,
In the nice blessings.
What is life?
It is joy, awareness,
And the music within.
心灵深处的音乐
生命是什么?
它浸染在绚烂的秋色里,
飘融在轻柔的冬雪中,
在阵阵春雨里,
在绚丽夏日中.
它包含在老人与孩子的笑声里,
它汹涌在人们的希望里,
它荡漾在美好的祝福中.
生命是什么?
是欢乐,是领悟,
是心灵深处的音乐.
A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
Black background, brown background.
Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood
Once bitten, twice shy.一朝被蛇咬,十年怕井绳.
Pour water into a sieve.竹篮子打水一场空.
A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit. 吃一堑,长一智.
A fox may grow gray, but never good. 江山易改,本性难移.
A faithful friend is hard to find. 知音难觅.
Actions speak louder than words. 事实胜于雄辩.
“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”
“对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元.”
“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元.”
“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了.”
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see t...

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My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

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