求东北英语哥模仿方言版的台词!有几个说几个,少几段没关系!

求东北英语哥模仿方言版的台词!有几个说几个,少几段没关系!
求东北英语哥模仿方言版的台词!有几个说几个,少几段没关系!

求东北英语哥模仿方言版的台词!有几个说几个,少几段没关系!
hello all デデラム all of the オド you are watching ジャノJapan my name is Santomisoro I live in TOKYO with my mother i like helping the other people we japan have best カトン アンネメシン computer robot delicious RYORI お~~そが don't foget AOISORA she is a good action star she is a hero do me do you like jananese music we have sakura in the spring by the way the fishing lsian is not japanese isand すみません
Hello mate, welcome to Great Britain, I am your host today, Peter Robinson.
It’s a great honor to introduce our country to you. Would you mind having a cup of tea, no, OK. Are you a big fan of football? Arsenal or Mancherster United? Horse racing? Snooker?
Oh, what a bloody day, it is raining again. Finally, you should always Remember, we will we will always rock you. See you in London 2012. Bye.
Bong zhu~ Welcome to the most romantic country in the world, France. My name is Nicholas. We have the fashion show in Pari, the finest champagne in the world, the exquisite food, can not resist it. We love our nation, the beautiful ladies and the food; we enjoy our lives in France, come, France welcomes you.
Bongjiaonao, Welcome to Italy, my name is Vicenzo Roccara Brancaleone, my favorite food is spargety and pizza, how about you? You must know my favorite car, let me hear from you. Sii, anti, it is Ferrari. (Louder) We Italyano love singing and dancing., (sing) they said Italy men are the sexiest men in the world, do you agree? Ciao.
Hi there, how you doing. My name is Michael Scofield. The much cooler version. Welcome to the dream land, United States of America.
We got sunshine, hot chicks, Hollywood, baby. It’s Hollywood.
Are you a big fan for sports? You play hoop? Fan of Kobe Bryant? I bet you do. If you come to Wild West, don’t forget the cowboys, Yi ha. Also we got fast food, some one say they are junk food, but I love it. I just love it. Link, I am goona get you out
If you have a dream, just come to this land, it will come true.
Welcome to Russia, comrade. Russia is the biggest country in the world. A lot of my friends say it is too cold here. No, you have to drink Vodka and wear the fur. It will keep you warm. Have you ever tried finishing on a giant ice, you should try that, it is fun. Hahaha, this is not Santa clause, this is Russian laugh.
It is necessary that we have a strong soviet unity. We are not afraid of anyone.
Missile-launch ready, (gun) welcome to Russia.
welcome to south Korea. I am making a video to my boyfriend. Oba, (Hao gao xi pa) It is impossible to not to think you, Oba, ya (mean) I really love you, A yi xi, when you said, sorry, sorry sorry is not enough, why stop fighting? Can you tell me why do you do that? Are you happy so? You play me so? a yi xi, I even got your name in my body, your name first letter, S~S~!look simida, a ju xi~
Japan
Hello, everyone, all over the world, you are watching channel Japan. I live in Tokyo with my mother, I like helping other people. We Japan has the best carton animation, computer, Roberto, liaoli. Don’t forget A O U Sao La, she is a great action actor. She is a hero to me. Do you like Japanese music? We have sakula in the spring
By the way. The fish island is no Japan’s territory.
India
Hello, how are you today? Good? I just love the way that you talk to me like that, my brother.
Welcome to India, I am your host today; my name is Pamanada, Reddy, Sada, I have 5 brothers and 4 sisters. My parents said they need a football team, so this is what happened.
I want to get married and have a lot of kids. My wife must know how to cook curry; it is very very important, hot and spicy. She must know well about the yoga and oil, you get it.
Welcome to be my wife. By the way, we don’t have toilet paper.
China
哈喽,welocme to China, I am your host today, my name is 小张, We China have five thousand years history, we have people mountain people sea, we Chinese are the toughest nation in the world. 地沟oil, thin pig meat 精,colorful addings, those stuff, can not destroy us.
Why? Because we had tough mental power, passed down from our pioneers, if you dare to mess up with Chinese? We will complain it first, several times, heavily. If you 还 look for more, I TMD really do you. ~Give you some color see see, you understand? Welcome to China.