提供几个不要太长的英语笑话

提供几个不要太长的英语笑话
提供几个不要太长的英语笑话

提供几个不要太长的英语笑话
里面有好多

1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁啊
(我们两个谁和谁)
2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
(您好吗？您多大了？)
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我，...

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1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁啊
(我们两个谁和谁)
2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
(您好吗？您多大了？)
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
(你不鸟我，我不鸟你)
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
(你有种子我给你点颜色看见，兄弟！在一起了！)
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
(您好大家！如果您有话要说，然后说，如果您已经没什么可说的，回家！)
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
(你我你我)
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
(你给我停止)
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
(知道是知道,不知道是不知道)
9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
(值班的妹妹)
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
(龙生龙,鸡生鸡,小老鼠可以洞)
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
(没有足够的美国华人)
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
( 一来一车车去，两起汽车pengpeng ，人死于)
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
(愤怒的心花开放)
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
(去过去的没有错)
15．小明：I am sorry! (我很抱歉)
老外：I am sorry too! (我也抱歉呢)
小明：I am sorry three! (我很抱歉三个)
老外：What are you sorry for? (你有什么遗憾?)
小明：I am sorry five! (我很抱歉五年)
16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
(如果你想要赚钱,我没有.如果你想要生活,我有一个)
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
(我请李老大男,25)
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
(你有两个儿子了)
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
(至于你到死)
20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
(我给你脸你不要脸,你失去你的脸,我想谈谈我的脸)

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He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of...

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He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

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