英语翻译小白兔和熊瞎子走在森林里,不小心踢翻一只壶.壶里出来一精灵,说可以满足它们各三个愿望.熊瞎子说,把它变成世界上最强壮的狗熊.它的愿望实现了.小白兔说,给它一顶小头盔.它的

英语翻译小白兔和熊瞎子走在森林里,不小心踢翻一只壶.壶里出来一精灵,说可以满足它们各三个愿望.熊瞎子说,把它变成世界上最强壮的狗熊.它的愿望实现了.小白兔说,给它一顶小头盔.它的
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小白兔和熊瞎子走在森林里,不小心踢翻一只壶.
壶里出来一精灵,说可以满足它们各三个愿望.
熊瞎子说,把它变成世界上最强壮的狗熊.它的愿望实现了.
小白兔说,给它一顶小头盔.它的愿望也实现了.
熊瞎子说,把它变成世界上最漂亮的狗熊.它的愿望又实现了.
小白兔说,给它一辆自行车.它的愿望又实现了.
熊瞎子说,把世界上其它的狗熊全变成母狗熊!
小白兔骑上自行车,一边跑一边说,把这只狗熊变成同性恋……

英语翻译小白兔和熊瞎子走在森林里,不小心踢翻一只壶.壶里出来一精灵,说可以满足它们各三个愿望.熊瞎子说,把它变成世界上最强壮的狗熊.它的愿望实现了.小白兔说,给它一顶小头盔.它的
One day,rabbit and a blind bear while walking in the junglea accidently knocked over a flask.A genius appeared from the flask and granted them three wishes each.
The blind bear said:"I want to be the strongest bear in the world." The wish came true.The rabbit said:"I want a helmet." The wish came true too.
The blind bear said:"I want to be the most handsome bear in the world." The wish came true again.The rabbit said:"I want a bicycle." The wish came true too.
The blind bear said:"Please transform all the other bears in the world into sows (females)." The rabbit put on its helmet,climbed onto its bicycle and while riding away,said:"Please transform this bear into a homosexual."

One day Tiny Raby and Blindy Beary were wandering in the forest.Accidently they kicked over a pot and out from which came a little fairy.She said she could realize three wishes for each of them.
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One day Tiny Raby and Blindy Beary were wandering in the forest.Accidently they kicked over a pot and out from which came a little fairy.She said she could realize three wishes for each of them.
"Make me the strongest bear in the world!"Blindy Beary said,and then his wishes came true."Give me a little helmet!"Tiny Raby said.And so he got."make me the most beautiful bear in the world!"Blindy Beary said,and then so he became."Give me a bike!"Tiny Raby said.And again he got it.Finally Blindy Beary said:"Make all other bears in the world female!"Tiny Raby got on the bike,riding away and saying:"make this bear homosexual!"

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