双簧搞笑双人英语台词(要有How many,How much,How often)

双簧搞笑双人英语台词(要有How many,How much,How often)
双簧搞笑双人英语台词(要有How many,How much,How often)

双簧搞笑双人英语台词(要有How many,How much,How often)
bloodninja:Baby,I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14:Aight.
bloodninja:Slip out of those pants baby,yeah.
BritneySpears14:I slip out of my pants,just for you,bloodninja.
bloodninja:Oh yeah,aight.Aight,I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14:Oh,I like to play dress up.
bloodninja:Me too baby.
BritneySpears14:I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja:I cast Lvl.3 Eroticism.You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14:Hey...
bloodninja:I meditate to regain my mana,before casting Lvl.8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14:Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja:I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14:You are the worst cyber partner ever.This is ridiculous.
bloodninja:Don't f*ck with me bitch,I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja:I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl.1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist,because you are only a Lvl.2 Druid.
BritneySpears14:Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja:Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack,leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja:King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr.Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics.The cold war ends.Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja:You still there baby?I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja:Baby?
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BritneySpears14:Ok,are you ready?
eminemBNJA:Aight,yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14:I like your music Em...Tee hee.
eminemBNJA:huh huh,yeah,I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14:Mmm,we like it a lot.Let me show you.
BritneySpears14:I take off your pants,slowly,and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA:Oh I like that Baby.I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14:What the f*ck,I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA:Oh ****
BritneySpears14:I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie p0rn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA:Oh ****
eminemBNJA:damn I gotta write down your names or something
How abouot this one?