求一篇搞笑英语故事,3分钟左右不要太普通的笑话,要从没听过的笑话.一定要有中文翻译,写得好,

求一篇搞笑英语故事,3分钟左右不要太普通的笑话,要从没听过的笑话.一定要有中文翻译,写得好,
求一篇搞笑英语故事,3分钟左右
不要太普通的笑话,要从没听过的笑话.一定要有中文翻译,写得好,

求一篇搞笑英语故事,3分钟左右不要太普通的笑话,要从没听过的笑话.一定要有中文翻译,写得好,
Bad Day——倒霉的一天
There was a guy in a bar,just looking at his drink.He stayed like that for half an hour.Then,this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him,took the drink from the guy,and drank it all down.
The poor man started crying.The truck driver said,"Come on man,I was just joking.Here,I'll buy you another drink.I just can't see a man crying."
"No,it's not that.This day is the worst of my life.First,I was late getting to my office.My boss was outrageous,and fired me.When I left the building to go to my car,I found out it was stolen.The police say they can do nothing.I got a cab to return home,and when I left it,I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards there.The cab driver just drove away.When I got home,I found my wife in bed with the gardener.I left home and came to this bar.And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,you show up and drink my poison."
一个男人坐在酒吧里,看着自己的酒发呆.他这个样子已经有半个小时了.这时,一个好惹事的卡车司机走到他旁边,从他手里一把抢过酒杯,把酒喝了个精光.
可怜的男人大哭起来.卡车司机说,“拜托,哥们,我只是在和你开个玩笑.这样吧,我再给你买一杯,我实在受不了看着一个大男人哭.”
“不,不是那样的.今天是我这辈子最倒霉的日子.首先,我上班迟到了,我的老板是个蛮横的家伙,他把我炒了.当我离开办公楼去取车时,发现我的车被偷了,警察却说他们对此无能为力.于是我只好打车回家,下了车,我发现钱包和信用卡都落在了车上,但那个出租车司机已经把车开走了.我回到家,发现我老婆和园丁正在床上鬼混.我离开家,来到这个酒吧.而现在,正当我考虑要结束我的生命,你出现了,还喝了我的毒酒.”

Once upon a time, there were four mice that lived in a wall in the field. Summer was coming, and so the mice came out of the wall to collect berries, nuts, corn and straw. Everyone was working very ha...

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Once upon a time, there were four mice that lived in a wall in the field. Summer was coming, and so the mice came out of the wall to collect berries, nuts, corn and straw. Everyone was working very hard, day and night. Everyone was working very hard, except, Frederick. “Why aren’t you working, Frederick?” his friends asked him. “oh, but I am.” Frederick told them. “I’m collecting the sunshine for the cold, dark winter.” A few days later his friends asked him again “why aren’t you working, Frederick?” “Oh, but I am.” Frederick told them. “I’m collecting colors for the long, grey winter.” A few days later his friends asked him again “why aren’t you working, Frederick?” “Oh, but I am.” Frederick told them. “I’m collecting words for the long, quiet winter.” Soon, the first snow came, and the four mice went back into the wall. They ate their berries and they ate their nuts and they ate their corn and they ate their straw. But time passed, and time passed, and soon there were no more berries, and soon there were no more nuts and soon there were no more corn and soon there were no more straw. Now the winter was cold and dark, long and quiet. The mice were sad and hungry. Then they remembered Frederick. “Hey, Frederick, can you show us what you collected for the winter.” “Ok,” said Frederick, “close your eyes. Here is my sunshine for the cold, dark winter.” And Frederick began to tell his friends some stories, and the mice to feel warmer and warmer. “Great, Frederick! How about the colors and the words?” “Ok,” said Frederick, “close your eyes” and he told them about the blue skies, and he told them about the red poppies, and he told them about the green grass, and he told them about the purple berries, and he told them about the yellow corn of summer. “That’s wonderful, Frederick, thank you.” Said the mice. “We’ve learned something about you”, they told him. What do you think they learned? 黄飞鸿的时间，共有四间小鼠生活在一个墙在外地。 夏季来临，因此，小鼠出来的隔离墙，以收集浆果，坚果，玉米和秸秆。每个人都十分努力地工作，一天一夜。每个人都十分努力地工作，除，冯检。 “你为什么不工作，冯检？ ”他的朋友问他。 “哦，但我” ，冯检告诉他们。 “我收集阳光，为寒冷，黑暗的冬天” 。 几天后，他的朋友问他再次“你为什么不工作，冯检？ ” “哦，但我” ，冯检告诉他们。 “我收集的颜色为长，灰色的冬天” 。 几天后，他的朋友问他再次“你为什么不工作，冯检？ ” “哦，但我” ，冯检告诉他们。 “我收集的话，为长期，安静的冬天” 。 很快，第一场雪来了，和4小鼠回去到墙壁。他们吃他们的浆果和他们吃他们的坚果和他们吃他们的玉米和他们吃了他们的秸秆。但时间过去了，时间过去了，尽快有没有更多的浆果，并很快有没有更多的坚果和尽快有没有更多的玉米，并很快有没有更多的稻草。 现在冬季寒冷和黑暗中，长期和安静。小鼠悲哀和饥饿。然后，他们记得，冯检。 “嘿，冯检，你能告诉我们什么，你收集的冬天” 。 “好吧，说： ”冯检“ ，关闭您的眼睛是雪亮的。这里是我的阳光为寒冷，黑暗的冬季。 “和冯检开始告诉他的朋友，一些故事，和小鼠感到温暖和温暖。 “伟大的，冯检！如何颜色和的话“ ？ “好吧，说： ”冯检， “闭上眼睛” ，他告诉他们蓝天，他告诉他们，关于红色罂粟花，他告诉他们有关绿草，他告诉他们有关紫色的浆果，和他告诉他们，关于黄玉米的夏季。 “美好的，冯检，谢谢你。说： ”小鼠。 “我们所了解到的一些有关你” ，他们告诉他。 您怎么看他们的教训呢？

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我是无奈下发的：我是一个叫冰枫的男孩，前几天，我晚自习回家，被一辆大卡车撞死了，司机将我的尸体抛入了路径边的小河里，然后逃走了。你看见了这条消息后 ，请将她发给4个论坛，如果没有发，你的妈妈会在1个月后被车撞死，你的爸爸会得绝症，如果你照着上面做了，在5天后，你喜欢的人也会喜欢你，对不起大家不无意中看评论看 到了 这个吓死我了。不管是真是假我都害怕!所以只能乱发了`!对不起啊`!我真不想害人的(转...

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我是无奈下发的：我是一个叫冰枫的男孩，前几天，我晚自习回家，被一辆大卡车撞死了，司机将我的尸体抛入了路径边的小河里，然后逃走了。你看见了这条消息后 ，请将她发给4个论坛，如果没有发，你的妈妈会在1个月后被车撞死，你的爸爸会得绝症，如果你照着上面做了，在5天后，你喜欢的人也会喜欢你，对不起大家不无意中看评论看 到了 这个吓死我了。不管是真是假我都害怕!所以只能乱发了`!对不起啊`!我真不想害人的(转发的）!

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