who got funny jokes or humors?I want some really funny jokes or humors,I want them to be real funny but not horny!Please I want them as soon as possible and also give me as many as you have.Thank you Very much!

who got funny jokes or humors?I want some really funny jokes or humors,I want them to be real funny but not horny!Please I want them as soon as possible and also give me as many as you have.Thank you Very much!
who got funny jokes or humors?
I want some really funny jokes or humors,I want them to be real funny but not horny!Please I want them as soon as possible and also give me as many as you have.
Thank you Very much!

who got funny jokes or humors?I want some really funny jokes or humors,I want them to be real funny but not horny!Please I want them as soon as possible and also give me as many as you have.Thank you Very much!
-how many holes are there in your sock?
-none
-then,how can you put your foot in?
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a bear walked into a bar.he said to the owner:"i------want------a------bottle------of------beer."
the owner said:"ok,but why do you have a big pause?"
the bear looked at her paws and answered:"i don't know i always have them."
(pause发音与paws相似)
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again,it is about bar
a horse walked into a bar.he went to ask for a drink.when the owner saw him.he said:"what a long face."
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就记得三个
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an englishman,a scotsman and an irishman went for a walk in the country.
englishman:look at that beautiful english cow!
irishman:it looks more like an irish cow to me.
scotsman:you're both wrong.it's a scottish cow.look,it's got bagpipes!
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young jimmy:dad,did you know there's a black cat in the dining room?
father:don't worry,jimmy.black cats are very lucky.
young jimmy:well this one certainly is.it's eating your dinner.
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jennifer:i went on a chinese diet once.
helen:chinese diet?what's that?
jennifer:they only give you one chopstick!
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child:a bee stung me on the nose.
teacher:i'll put cream on it.
child:it's too late.well,i hope it's having better luck than i am!
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brian:you need to be a very good singer in our house.
alan:oh?why's that?
brian:there's no lock on the bathroom door.
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tourist:good evening.i wonder if i could stay here for the night?
farmer:all right.but you'll have to make your own bed.
tourist:oh,that's all right.
farmer:here's some wood and a hammer.
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susan:how did you break your leg?
tom:see that hole over there?
susan:yes.
tom:well,i didn't.
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claire:do you believe in free speech?
mandy:yes,of course.
claire:good.can i use your telephone?
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肯定是你要的笑话。英中双语。
http://hi.baidu.com/shelley3k/blog/item/4255f3092140ff266b60fb14.html

Why did the shark cross the road?
To get to the other tide!!!