求英语小品的剧本!两人的.五分钟左右,主题可以是,music,wild animal,cutural relics.

求英语小品的剧本!两人的.五分钟左右,主题可以是,music,wild animal,cutural relics.
求英语小品的剧本!两人的.
五分钟左右,主题可以是,music,wild animal,cutural relics.

求英语小品的剧本!两人的.五分钟左右,主题可以是,music,wild animal,cutural relics.
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Scene I
(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken: Why are you late?...

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Scene I
(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.
Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?
Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.
Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…
Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?
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Scene II
(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)
Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...
Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?
Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?
Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!
Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.
Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?

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旁白：I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet wi...

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旁白：I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen?

One day, a new story happens.

(一)

琵琶弹奏：《金蛇狂舞》

场景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口气后，将狐狸翻转过来。

老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指着狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha!

狐狸：(背过头去，小声地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do?

(回过头来，可怜地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but……(左顾右盼)

老虎：(疑惑地)But what?

狐狸：(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下打量，迷恋状，脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!

老虎：(一把将狐狸拽回来) What?

狐狸：(向远处努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she’s there!

老虎：(傻呼呼，左右张望，急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda, I love you!(狐狸乘机溜走)(l老虎望着空空如也的手) I hate fox!(气得上窜下跳)

(二)

旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again.

老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸，又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。

(琵琶拨一下弦，以示紧张的情绪。)

老虎：(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first?

(先抚摩狐狸的头发，再打量狐狸的腿)

狐狸：(回过头去，表情像遇到鬼)Shit!(又回过头来，非常可怜状)(二胡《梁祝》响起)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.(狐狸捂着脸痛苦地跪下)My mother says I’m not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐狸突然蹿起来) But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are?

老虎：(得意极了，做出各种健美展示姿势)Of course. I’m a great animal. I’m proud of myself.

狐狸：(试探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 刘翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you?

老虎：(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes! (老虎用手将狐狸的脑袋推开)Look!(老虎一溜烟跑了起来)

狐狸：(挥挥手，远远望去)sa yu na la! (二胡配轻松得意的音乐)

(三)

旁白：Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again.

老虎变聪明了躲在树后面，一下子扑住了狐狸。

狐狸：(不解地)Who?

老虎：(意味深长地)Your old friend! Tiger!

狐狸：(装傻地)Oh, haven’t see you for a long time. How are you?(狐狸帮老虎整理领子，用袖子帮老虎擦衣服)

老虎：(阴险地)Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Dilicious!(狐狸听了脚抖)

狐狸：(打喷嚏)a ti ! a ti ! (煞有介事地)I admit I’v cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, it’s all for your sake.

老虎：(疑惑地)For my sake?

狐狸：(可怜巴巴地)Yes. To tell the truth, I’m not a normal fox!

老虎：(不甘示弱地)I’m not a normal tiger, too.

狐狸：(娓娓道来) I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子狸。

老虎：(没明白)果子狸？

狐狸：(一拍脑袋，假装想起来)Oh, I forget, you can’t speak Chinese!

老虎：(得意地，想想就好笑地)Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me ：to learn a forgien language is very important! I’ve learnt Chinese in school! Am I great! (突然醒悟过来)Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what?

狐狸：果子狸。

老虎：果子狸？SARS? 非典？

狐狸：(点点头)Yes!

老虎：(放开手，大叫着跑了)wa ya!(边跑，边擦手)

(四)

旁白：From then on, fox become the real King of the forest.

二胡演奏We are the champion

狐狸大摇大摆地走在前面，后面有两个小喽罗在敲背。一个小喽罗敲得重了。狐狸把手一挥。Go! Go! Go! 将其赶走。

狐狸走在台中，大笑起来：Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!

期间，夹杂着老虎的哭声。

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