至理名言 用英语怎么说?“我的至理名言”用英语怎么翻译?

至理名言 用英语怎么说?“我的至理名言”用英语怎么翻译?
至理名言 用英语怎么说?
“我的至理名言”
用英语怎么翻译?

至理名言 用英语怎么说?“我的至理名言”用英语怎么翻译?
wisdom

My truth

my idea

谁能告诉我“至理名言”用英语怎么说？多谢！
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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Smart man + smart woman = romance 2 k* V$ V1 e' K/ h8 ...

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谁能告诉我“至理名言”用英语怎么说？多谢！
至理名言(英语)+ I" I ^+ H. }6 I9 h& z
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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Smart man + smart woman = romance 2 k* V$ V1 e' K/ h8 Y0 u$ r' F
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
# j. u) q: b7 Z+ k! vDumb man + smart woman = marriage
/ E( ~4 V3 _# V& `Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy + U, A A+ y9 ~. W1 E2 I

+ z) S) o7 `# A wOFFICE ARITHMETIC / L' O- T. s' [5 R# ^7 U. |. _
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
, _) ?4 Q4 _& G1 r1 OSmart boss + dumb employee = production
4 ~0 \+ }' m+ d) J( IDumb boss + smart employee = promotion & V3 E6 B1 ~ f. `( v4 h8 Z
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime : R4 A; ~' N$ D' S7 t) R2 `) o

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SHOPPING MATH
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; M6 | A- w. ~( [A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
+ @% z4 O/ ~; a' o$ g" dA woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need. 0 J2 h2 ?; ^. l, x' S

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS 9 R0 y& s& i2 E$ ?5 C

; Z& K( l( W6 T( @- jA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 8 z6 a6 T4 S V7 p* H% C- V
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 5 H: u+ P) f& I. d: k
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. * j( q* B p d6 o" m( C+ u
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. & E7 ?# B# t3 I: c& l# a/ c
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Happiness 6 K" {! x. r* Z5 b% x, P* g2 N

) z) C2 P- H- k! r) O2 Y* z( bTo be happy with a man, 2 a. h- ] v2 T5 q1 V A9 ]& c i: I
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
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To be happy with a woman, 9 c# {+ C7 O1 h) |
you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 4 {2 a6 n+ `% R
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p/ g4 y5 {/ Q+ e0 hLONGEVITY
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7 k# z9 N( g, v9 j: ~8 x" q) }Married men live longer than single men do, : T; z m' U7 u5 t) l% {, x- u' U
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE : z2 S, \+ W) W5 [, y
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
6 m0 L3 t( g0 z6 t1 [/ Kbut he doesn't.
# C/ b0 w; u: N/ _$ n0 aA man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, ; a( o8 w: |2 J( y0 S1 O5 Y$ I$ V( [
and she does. ) `7 O0 E2 j Y/ A# w/ H+ ^. e
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3 P8 `9 x5 x9 qDISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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1 F: D0 L4 C% u- jA woman has the last word in any argument. ) L5 B, r- D, g$ L/ \
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 3 U! ~+ s9 @0 V1 D9 I+ @- B
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
5 |# b% H4 V/ i$ e" O; p9 lpoking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
/ G: n/ N4 p m8 }- B: w"You're next."
" h2 j! N5 a" i( ] rThey stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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