英语翻译有一段也好,最好是完整的

英语翻译有一段也好,最好是完整的
英语翻译
有一段也好,最好是完整的

英语翻译有一段也好,最好是完整的
Criticism of the root: Dear audience.
　　Bai Kainan: We'll give you
　　Bai Jia: New Year's it!
　　Studies in the: following a traditional dialogue for everyone to bring is called "On holding funny"
　　Bai Kainan: Well
　　Criticism of the root: Studies in the performers, thank you (two co-bow)
　　Bai Kainan: Ai Ai
　　Studies in the: This ... ...
　　Bai Kainan: how did you report me?
　　Criticism of the root: How old you have to use my hold?
　　Bai Kainan: I mean, when you reported that actor's name I did not report
　　Criticism of the root: you use a holding supporting speaker also reported ah?
　　Bai Kainan: we crosstalk world famous Na
　　Studies in the: ah?
　　Baikai Nan: Three funny seven holding ah, do you account for the three main speaker holding the supporting speaker into my account for Qi Cheng
　　Criticism of the root: you do not forget me on stage, but safflower
　　Bai Kainan: Well, I do green leaves
　　Criticism of the root: you let everyone see, ah, this is not the one that leaves you rotten leaves it? Also leaves
　　Baikai Nan: No, if I had rotten leaves then you are a popcorn
　　Studies in the: you a holding supporting speaker would dare we speak of so the main speaker
　　Bai Kainan: No
　　Criticism of the root: I told you, did you have your job for today I still play
　　Bai Kainan: Hey, you play it on a person
　　Criticism of the root: really
　　Bai Kainan: I ah
　　Criticism of the root: Ai Ai, why are you doing
　　Baikai Nan: No, you are not
　　Criticism of the root: a joke with you
　　Bai Kainan: Oh
　　Criticism of the root: Zan was then performed
　　Bai Kainan: so also speech
　　Criticism of the root: in the play depends on what viewers love to see
　　Bai Kainan: that everyone love to see what
　　Criticism of the root: Let me ask you, ah
　　Bai Kainan: ah
　　Criticism of the root: everyone in your family What is it like to watch
　　Bai Kainan: My mother like to watch romance plays, my dad like to watch martial arts films, especially my wife is willing to look at the court theater, difficult to reach
　　Criticism of the root: not necessarily, Comin let's tone a return to the scene. To just that part of the traditional comic dialogue "on the holding funny"
　　Bai Kainan: ah
　　Studies in the: deduction into a variety of different versions
　　Bai Kainan: What version do not have this
　　Criticism of the root: hey, you said you love to see what your mother
　　Bai Kainan: romance drama
　　Criticism of the root: Nazan will come to a Qiong Yao's version of "On holding funny"
　　Bai Kainan: What kind of name?
　　Studies in the: is called the "offering deep, bringing the Mist"
　　Bai Kainan: That, that we start again
　　Criticism of the root: to
　　(Romance in the Rain Music from)
　　Criticism of the root: wow
　　Bai Kainan: Oh, wow
　　Criticism of the root: This is not a brother? (RTHK cavity)
　　Bai Kainan: You're not my sister (RTHK cavity)
　　Studies in the: ah ha
　　Bai Kainan: how did you come here for Jesus (RTHK cavity)
　　Criticism of the root: I'm here to participate in the performance ah
　　Bai Kainan: a coincidence a coincidence, I also come here to participate in the performance Ye
　　Criticism of the root: But at this stage, I was the main speaker, and you just a holding supporting speaker oh
　　Bai Kainan: Is not that holding main speaker (second tone) important to you
　　Criticism of the root: his brother, please, friends. Do not fight with me a good, good or bad the Rights (Bai Kainan shake hands)
　　Bai Kainan: he was not good friends
　　Criticism of the root: Well. We as a showdown like this as well, on stage I was safflower, and (send "volume") is just a rotten leaves you only
　　Bai Kainan: What, how can you like this, you can not like this. If I had rotten leaves. So you are popcorn
　　Criticism of the root: enough, I do not want you to lecture me, you die 38
　　Bai Kainan: What? I am 38 you say, no, you are wrong. I am not 38, not 38! Is March 7, do you not heard of one-third stay seven holding this phrase?
　　Criticism of the root: Good! I do not want to quarrel with you anymore so I know in your heart always wanted to do the main speaker
　　Bai Kainan: I have to say?
　　Criticism of the root: It is said there that you obviously have that! You know, your eyes have betrayed your heart, but your eyebrows have betrayed your eyes (lens closer, Bai Kainan eyebrows close-up)!
　　Bai Kainan: cut
　　Criticism of the root: But you want to be a main speaker, is just wishful thinking will not have good results Well, because you deserve, you deserve (tearful voice)!
　　Baikai Nan: No, you said not really, you blah, blah, blah (shaking his head)
　　Studies in the: You cool (pumping Bai Kainan a mouth)
　　Baikai Nan: hey?
　　Criticism of the root: how, and how the
　　Bai Kainan: stop
　　Criticism of the root: how it?
　　Baikai Nan: No, What I really like how I put the show to suffer slap you ah?
　　Criticism of the root: No ah
　　Bai Kainan: hit me right
　　Audience: No
　　Bai Kainan: No ah
　　Criticism of the root: the audience more honest ah
　　Bai Kainan: What honest, who hurt who do not know ah? Not your
　　Studies in the: Zan just not play Qiong Yao's version "of holding funny" it?
　　Bai Kainan: ah, on the Qiong Yao
　　Criticism of the root: This is not to look sensational it?
　　Bai Kainan: Then you fan me ah
　　Studies in the: ah
　　Bai Kainan: That will not do you have to change
　　Criticism of the root: trekking trekking Zan for a father's love of your version of Jin Yong holding stay
　　Bai Kainan: it is called name?
　　Criticism of the root: "Heroes of the holding stage funny evil drug"
　　Bai Kainan: Well, start again
　　(Tiexuedanxin Music from)
　　Altman mouth with your fingers to do the classic move
　　Bai Kainan: (with Feng Gong accent) This is not the main fact the main speaker to help make you heroes to play it? (Hand over)
　　Criticism of the root: (Shaanxi mouth) Ha ha ha ha I (Fat "Amount") when is it? Originally holding the head of the main speaker to help holding smelly feet (made "absolutely") heroes you?
　　Bai Kainan: I heard that funny heroes to help us holding main speaker uttered rude, especially today, to seek justice (styled posture)
　　Criticism of the root: good. Only those holding the supporting speaker you are heretical Lancai leaf you, our main speaker's can be called a Wulin Hao, Jie (softly, fingers Bai Kainan foot stand)
　　Bai Kainan: Can someone let me give you a word happens to come! (九阴白骨爪)
　　Studies in the: What if? (Science Batman)
　　Bai Kainan: martial arts today is the third of seven baseball funny. The main speaker to help you only after a period of popcorn, it (school folder turtler Qigong)
　　Criticism of the root: Well, today let me (send "Amount") the popcorn to a lesson you this Lancai - leaf (learn cock-fighting)
　　Bai Kainan: Today I want to clean up for the martial arts portal. You shot it (foot stand)
　　Criticism of the root: you said he would like this blanket also use my shot ah? (A push Bai Kainan)
　　Bai Kainan: Yeah? (Inverted) (hair "amount")
　　Criticism of the root: how can it?
　　Bai Kainan "I how I do it at a disadvantage?
　　Criticism of the root: I have not touch you
　　Bai Kainan: Do you play not work so had to change
　　Criticism of the root: trekking trip on, we find another version. For one of your wife like to watch, the court version of "On holding funny"
　　Bai Kainan: it is called name?
　　Criticism of the root: called "offering funny Secret History"
　　Bai Kainan: Then start again
　　(Avalokitesvara's onwards)
　　(They take the rope posing as toffee and the emperor, began to jump up, "Avalokitesvara")
　　Studies in the: Your Majesty, Your Majesty
　　Baikai Nan: No, you, you Who?
　　Studies in the: I am a funny Princess.
　　Bai Kainan: I, I remember Doudou fly, remember to stay third of seven baseball.
　　Studies in the: Your Majesty, you said that one-third stay seven holding it? Do you say is the legendary one-third of stay and the seventh of the holding it?
　　Bai Kainan: Yes, funny Princess, this is the legendary one-third stay seven baseball.
　　Criticism of the root: it true, Your Majesty, you said, it really is the legendary one-third of stay and the seventh of the holding it?
　　Bai Kainan: Yes, funny Princess, this really is the legendary one-third stay and seven baseball.
　　Criticism of the root: it true, Your Majesty? So, why is it called the legend of the third to stay and the seventh of the holding it?
　　Bai Kainan: Yes, funny Princess is funny because it is the third and seventh of the holding by the composition of
　　Criticism of the root: it true, Your Majesty? Princess funny way to treat What do you think fair? In this palace, I had tired of the infighting, endless, endless, endless ... ...
　　Bai Kainan: you go on, even funny and the seventh of the holding that one-third of what relationship?
　　Criticism of the root: you do not think relations? Do you really think there is no relations? You really, really do not think relations? You will not want to cut off relations with me, right?
　　Bai Kainan: I just cut off relations with you! No, you just hit me so play as worse than it!
　　Criticism of the root: Really? This is true? You really, really find it hard to be you? But this to me what relationship?
　　Bai Kainan: I almost can not stand up to
　　Criticism of the root: Really? This is true? You really, really can not stand it? But this to me what relationship?
　　Bai Kainan: Oh Well, I beg of you, I do not say this crosstalk is not workable it?
　　Criticism of the root: Really? This is true? Do you really really have no intention Laughed yet? But this to me what relationship?
　　Bai Kainan: Oh, help ah! (Zouxia Tai)
　　Criticism of the root: you do not order it? Really? This is true? Do you really really have no intention to death yet? But this to me what relationship?