英语翻译急需英语高手翻译一段英语歌词!（PS：不要软件翻译的!） 歌词：Welcome our bride,welcome our groom,and welcome our prettiest couple my heart did his best being patient I've been longing for this wedding long time ag

英语翻译急需英语高手翻译一段英语歌词!（PS：不要软件翻译的!） 歌词：Welcome our bride,welcome our groom,and welcome our prettiest couple my heart did his best being patient I've been longing for this wedding long time ag
英语翻译
急需英语高手翻译一段英语歌词!（PS：不要软件翻译的!）
歌词：
Welcome our bride,welcome our groom,and welcome our prettiest couple
my heart did his best being patient
I've been longing for this wedding long time ago..
Our bride is the queen of ladies,& our groom is ( something big too )
In the middle of the wedding I threw the engagement ring off my finger
I told him "this is it,this wedding isn't worth it"
"you have nothing but this dish & that spoon"
" & a room that has only one bed & one cabinet ( or closet )"
From the sunset till the sunrise,he ( the undesired groom ) has been talking
"If u don't stop this nonsense ,u must go back to your parents home "
"your matter is the last thing I care about ,& I'm not in a hurry at all"
"& if u don't come back to me at all ,it's the same ( I don't care)"
My father asked me "accept him & don't make a scandal"
The meeting will take place at 8 o'clock
Mom said " the host ( their daughter ) will bring shame to us "
"let her go,she doesn't accept this man"
-Mom talking to dad -
" it's ur daughter ,u know her"
-Dad talking to mom-
" she's not a housewife ,& love her simply coz love is blind"
-I guess the groom is talking now-
"she doesn't even know how to fry an egg "
" she couldn't pass the second grade in school"
After two days ,I saw him ( my lover ) on the roof
I cried,I craved ,he asked me if he could kidnap me
I replied " I'll come with you,you're the one in my mind"
" i want you & I know you want me "

英语翻译急需英语高手翻译一段英语歌词!（PS：不要软件翻译的!） 歌词：Welcome our bride,welcome our groom,and welcome our prettiest couple my heart did his best being patient I've been longing for this wedding long time ag
“欢迎我们的新娘和新郎!欢迎我们这最般配最漂亮的一对儿!”
我的耐心简直快到极限了
很长时间前我就在期盼这场婚礼,然后……哼哼……
“我们的新娘高贵典雅就像个王后,而我们的新郎……（也该是个大人物）……”
婚礼进行到一半儿我就把结婚钻戒给摘掉扔了
我告诉他：“得了吧,这场婚礼根本就不该举行,你两袖清风一肚子酒精,除了锅碗瓢盆你就剩下张吱呀作响的小床,还有个破橱柜.（要不就是衣柜,管它呢）"
从日升到日落,他（还能有谁?那个X无能新郎呗）就一直叽叽歪歪个不停
“你丫要是再跟我抬杠,就直接回你娘家,现在明明万事具备就欠你这东风.不过反正我也不着急,你要是死了心的不想结这婚了,对我来说也没啥大不了.（我才不在乎呢）”
我爸给我下了个通牒：“嫁给他吧,别给我丢人现眼啦.”
这可笑的会议甚至一直持续到8：00PM
老妈说：“小祖宗（就是他们的女儿我啦）非得让她爸妈操碎心不可”
“放了她吧,强扭的瓜不甜.”
——老妈对老爸说
“这是你的女儿,你了解她.”
——老爸对老妈说
“她家务活啥啥不干,你们对她简直是溺爱大劲儿了!他连荷包蛋都不会煎,小学二年级都毕不了业!”
——我猜这是新郎说话了……
…………………………………………
两天后,他（我真正爱的人）来了,在我的屋顶等我
我钻到他怀里哭,我抱紧他深切乞求
他问我：能绑架你吗?
我答他：“我爱你,我知道你也一样爱我,我会跟你走,你是我唯一,不论何时何地.”