Dorothy was the only child of her family,born when her parents were mid-aged.They spoiled her badly.At the age of 33 she still lived at home.Her mother and father treat her like a princess.She seemed perfectly content with that situation,so her frien

Dorothy was the only child of her family,born when her parents were mid-aged.They spoiled her badly.At the age of 33 she still lived at home.Her mother and father treat her like a princess.She seemed perfectly content with that situation,so her frien
Dorothy was the only child of her family,born when her parents were mid-aged.They spoiled her badly.At the age of 33 she still lived at home.Her mother and father treat her like a princess.She seemed perfectly content with that situation,so her friends were surprised when she announced she would soon get married.People who knew her well said the marriage wouldn’t last long.But for the present,she and her new husband approached happy.
As soon as the newly couple returned from their honeymoon,the bride called her mother.
“How does everything go?” her mother asked.
“Oh,Mom,” she began,“the honeymoon was lovely!So romantic!We had a wonderful time.But on our back,Bob started using terrible language.Stuff I’d never heard before.Really awful four-letter words.You’ve got to come get me and take me home.Please,Mom!” the new bride sobbed over the telephone.
“But,honey,” the mother asked,“What four-letter words?”
“I can’t tell you,Mom.They’re too awful!Come get me,please!”
“Darling,you must tell me what has upset you so much.Tell me what four-letter words he used.”
Still sobbing,the bride said,“Mom,words like dust,wash,iron,and cook.”

Dorothy was the only child of her family,born when her parents were mid-aged.They spoiled her badly.At the age of 33 she still lived at home.Her mother and father treat her like a princess.She seemed perfectly content with that situation,so her frien
萝西是家里唯一的孩子,出生时其父母已经是中年.他们宠坏了她.在33岁,她仍然住在家里.她的父亲和母亲对待她就像一个公主.她似乎心满意足这种情况,所以她的朋友们感到惊讶时,她宣布,她不久将要结婚.谁知道她的人也表示,这婚姻不会持续很长时间.但就目前来说,她和她的新丈夫很幸福.
一旦新的情侣度蜜月回来,新娘给她妈妈打了电话.
“怎么样一切都好吗?”母亲问.
“噢,妈妈,”她开始说,“蜜月那么可爱,浪漫!我们度过了美妙的时光.但是,在我们回来的时候,鲍勃开始使用可怕的语言.我从未听说过的语言.真正可怕的四个字母的单词.你一定要来带我回家.妈妈!“新娘在电话中抽泣.
“但是,亲爱的,”母亲问：“什么四个字母的词?”
“我不能告诉你,妈妈.他们太可怕了!来带我走”
“亲爱的,你必须告诉我什么什么让你这么生气.告诉我是什么四个字母的字,他用.“
仍然呜咽声,新娘说：“妈妈,灰尘,清洗,铁和做饭”

多萝西是唯一的孩子出生时,她的家庭,她的父母被观察。他们抢走了她。33岁了,她还住在家里。她的母亲和父亲待她如公主。她似乎非常满意,所以她的朋友的不同之处,形势吃惊的宣布她很快就会结婚。人们知道她的婚姻也不会是最后说。但就目前而言,她和她的新婚丈夫接近幸福。
一旦新夫妇回来的蜜月,新娘叫她的母亲。
“怎么做的每件事都是去?”母亲问道。
“哦,妈妈,”她说道,“蜜...

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多萝西是唯一的孩子出生时,她的家庭,她的父母被观察。他们抢走了她。33岁了,她还住在家里。她的母亲和父亲待她如公主。她似乎非常满意,所以她的朋友的不同之处,形势吃惊的宣布她很快就会结婚。人们知道她的婚姻也不会是最后说。但就目前而言,她和她的新婚丈夫接近幸福。
一旦新夫妇回来的蜜月,新娘叫她的母亲。
“怎么做的每件事都是去?”母亲问道。
“哦,妈妈,”她说道,“蜜月是太可爱了!那么浪漫!我们玩得很开心。但是在我们后面,鲍勃也开始用可怕的语言。我从未听说过的东西。真糟糕低俗的字眼。你得让我来,带我回家。求你了,妈妈!”的新娘在电话里抽泣。
“但是,亲爱的,”妈妈说,“什么”低俗的字眼?
“我不能告诉你,妈妈。他们太糟透了!让我来,求求你了!”
“亲爱的,你必须告诉我,什么使你这样心烦。告诉我是什么。”他低俗的字眼
还是呜咽,新娘说:“妈妈,像灰尘、清洗、铁、做饭。”

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