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英语趣味故事,急需~~字数得够10分钟的!比较搞笑或抒情的~~急需啊 要翻译
英语趣味故事,急需~~
字数得够10分钟的!比较搞笑或抒情的~~急需啊 要翻译
英语趣味故事,急需~~字数得够10分钟的!比较搞笑或抒情的~~急需啊 要翻译
But the teacher cried
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled .His father knew it,but his grandma doted on him.He hardly left her side.And when he wanted anything,he either cried or threw a temper tantrum.Then came his first day of school,his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
"Was school all right?" she asked,"Did you get along all right?did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked."No,I didn't cry,but the teacher did!"
可是老师哭了
六岁的约翰娇生惯养.他的父亲知道这一点,可他的祖父母仍然宠着他.这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母.他想要什么不是哭,就是闹.他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱.
约翰放学了,他奶奶在门口接他并问道:“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”
“哭?”约翰问,“不,我没哭,可老师哭了.”
. An American on a British Train
一个美国人乘英国火车
A young American entered a railway compartment on a British train, to discover that all seats were occupied, Including one on which was seated a s...
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. An American on a British Train
一个美国人乘英国火车
A young American entered a railway compartment on a British train, to discover that all seats were occupied, Including one on which was seated a small dog. To its owner, a middle-aged lady wearing a large hat, he said politely,“Excuse me, ma'am, but may I sit down?”
She said nothing, but merely sniffed and turned over the pages of her newspaper.
Again he said,“Excuse me, ma'am, but may I have this seat, please? And again she ignored him.
For a third time the young American said,“Ma'am, would you please remove your dog so that I may sit down?”
And for the third time the snooty matron totally ignored him, so he opened a window, picked up the dog, threw it out, and then sat on the empty seat.
There was a stunned silence, and then an Englishman sitting opposite said,“You know, you Yanks are the strangest people. You drive on the wrong side of the road. You eat with the fork in the wrong hand, you name the floors in the wrong numbers, and now you've just thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!”
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A fruit seller in the Philippines sold a watermalon to an old woman and told her that it was very sweet because it was red inside.On her way home,the watermelon fell to the street and broke open.The o...
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A fruit seller in the Philippines sold a watermalon to an old woman and told her that it was very sweet because it was red inside.On her way home,the watermelon fell to the street and broke open.The old woman was surprised to see the fruit was pale pink and no red.So she returned with it to the seller and complained loudly.
"Madom,"said the seller,"When one falls off his bike to the ground,he can turn pale.So,how about a watermelon?"
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