白雪公主的搞笑版英语剧本

白雪公主的搞笑版英语剧本
白雪公主的搞笑版英语剧本

白雪公主的搞笑版英语剧本
没有找到英文版的,偶自己按中文版的对照在线翻译出来的英文.粗略看了一下,正确率还是不错的说^^
Aside: You can't see your hand in front of you in one at night, pitch-dark forest have one one black little girl running alarmed of clothing. (princess appears on the stage , the black clothing runs and encloses ) she is in rags, the complexion is wan and sallow , turn one's head and look around frequently, but not dare to stay under the foot. All of a sudden, she finds there is a small house in the front, she who is drained can not support again, have fallen to quickly. (The princess falls down, stick up the buttocks and get up. Push away on the door and has not opened for a long time; Pull, open. )
Princess: Food! The bread wants too! The apple wants too! My kao, the dish leaf is not missed either! ! (princess sits on the chair taking, type the belch) aside: After eating and drink, she has felt very tired, wants to have a rest, fall asleep soon …… Aside: ……Whether soon, owner of house come back, they whether seven is it quarry little short people of gold to open a mine in mountain. (Little short people are the basketball team team clothes, have, newspaper fruit name, is it sing (fruit fruit to dance ~~))
Snow: Turn towards and rotate left! (everybody transfers to at will) count off! (everybody's moustache newspaper) really can do nothing about you ……Turn right. Snow: (kick the door, see the princess calls) dragen! (shake hands, rub into) snow: dragen! Hit ! (play everybody,snow in before make not pushing away by the movements and callisthenics movement hand,at the same time last " Chinese Gonfu " aside) princess: Don't hit my face , don't hit my face ~~Peng Peng: Oh, the beauty ~~Snow: Stop! (jump one step after everybody, the princess gets up, look at everybody) insult: (whether gather up light rain, big Historical Records profit Gong dub), this can be regarded as the beauty too ……BEACH: WHERE ARE YOU FROM? Princess: Everybody is good, my name is the snow white, 5 years old this year, go to the kindergarten , has not got married yet. The thing is actually like this ……
(On the mirror , bow, draw the things, draw for quite a while , draw out the newspaper, launch, write " the evil spirit mirror " on the newspaper, shut the newspaper, regain ) (the imperial mother goes to, beautiful kitchen apron, rub the mirror) the imperial mother: Mirror! Mirror! Tell me truth, who is the most beautiful woman here? Mirror: (Sing: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ~~YOU ARE SO HANDSOME ~~)Imperial mother, you are really a very beautiful woman . Imperial mother: Generally generally (put up both hands) Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha! I am the most beautiful woman in the world! ! ! Mirror : But, (say retreat), even beautiful than you snow white. Imperial mother: (go frantic kind) ……(ponder) (point loudly) waiter! Brick: (Sunglasses, hold the toothpick in the mouth, getting vacillating and staggering, rub imperial mother) rub not rubing by imperial mother: (push away) ……Has not your girl brushed teeth ? Brick: I KAO, these you can see even? ? Imperial mother: Tell you pieces of decent thing , have piece what snow white does it call , you help me to become him!
Brick: Please say, how much is it? Imperial mother: 2 million, how about it? Brick: (spit toothpicks) 2 million? Must do, brothers, I carry a usual mind, don't root signature pen,go over great river of I north and south, it drink not hot very popular one all the same. 2 million is not all right. Imperial mother: Do you have small honey? Do you have little and honeyed? (say edge step), find you such as the pieces of Zhao Benshan, how about it? Brick: (think a little) make a deal! Imperial mother: (embrace in a low voice) but must click agilely clean under you! Brick: Receive! No pa! Imperial mother: Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha! (end) (whether brick is it is it is it put the things of garment to down to squat to turn round)
Princess: Now, we please produce the specially invited guest of today - -Handsome and graceful, cajaput face wind, it is called little killer adobe of flying dragon the jade, the bracket, board brick, the bracket finishes, comrade. Brick: Whether (whether is it turn round to jump, cook salted duck egg superman must abate form, laugh foolishly), princess. Is it see night in toe to stretch out one's hand in one, (whether sound mention), he , he , he of he , ……he catch left hand of me, (whether brick pay special attention to princess' left hand), then, he, he he ……He catch right hand of me, (whether 180 of song-and-dance duet, brick pay special attention to princess' right hand), then, he, ……(whether tone calm), he and I dance a dance. From then on, in the American man who I fell into him counted . One day, he said he wanted to take me to Yuyuan Pond to watch the oriental cherry, (two people wave the revolutionary posture ) unexpected, his face changes , from drawing in one's arms, (the brick draws out the small thing), draw, (the brick draws out the small thing again), draw out a knife! (whether brick draw out one hundred sheets (comb ), comb one's hair), (whether brick take knife live in princess definitely , the princess makes girl student's form while retreating )
Princess: Others are girl students that should not need ~~Brick: (Bow, sigh, suddenly came out boldly, hand wisps of hair, POSE ) fault , fault, the fault, as before, people are empty and thin in spring, the tear stains moves Jiao Shao completely red; (Sing: I always have too soft heart, (everybody: The heart is too soft) (change into Beijing opera and adjust): Take on all questions! )(dialogue snow princess say:) Please walk, I do not kill you ! Whether (whether two people countenance suddenly, face the audience side by side), princess. Whether express gratitude to water yuans of brick forever , reporter of the front ,. Cui JunYi two people: Report sent back from Baghdad. Brick: Right to rotate, in step to move! (two people are abducted down suitably )
Aside: This that the snow white's remembrance has got, the story has got back to the scene begun again. At this moment, seven little short persons discuss whether to leave the snow white or not. (little short people enclose one circle , read the tongue twister (grape ……),Want not listening to snow white everybody it determine what everybody push away) (stand up everybody. Whether snow clap hands, go back body wash the audience), snow. Do so! There is difficulty to be helped, have no problem, it is difficult to make but helped too ~~~~Aside: In this way, seven little short persons go to the mountain to look for the gold and silver every day, the snow white stays and does some housework at home. (Little short people steal the form of the things , withdraw from the arena ; The snow withdraws from the arena from another side)
Aside: After the servant goes back to report on completion of a task, the queen thought the snow white had already died. By now, she will certainly whole world most beautiful woman(imperial mother draw mirror, the white cross by the mirror glasses) imperial mother: (rub the mirror) the mirror! Mirror! Tell me truth, who is the most beautiful of all women here. Mirror : You are still very beautiful, however, but (wave, retreat , escape ) more beautiful even than you snow white. Imperial mother: This servant is very of no use, return so that I touch it in person. (whether imperial mother lay, at the princess, eat), (pay by imperial mother, whether bring umbrella, walnut load pocket in front of apron with) princess. Have taken the small umbrella? Imperial mother: Take, give. (pass the umbrella) the princess: Really bring, (see the umbrella) good, kindness , right, give (return ) to the imperial mother: Why not take . Princess: (whether shrug, owe), rain ~~~Imperial mother: Then, do you want the walnut? Princess: Do you have carrot? Imperial mother: Do you want the walnut?
Princess: Do you have carrot? Imperial mother: (loudly) what I asked is: You want the walnut! ! Princess: Oh, the walnut ……Do you have carrot? (The imperial mother shouts, knock down the princess on the chair with the umbrella, draw out walnuts, want to feed) the princess: (open eyes, decent form ) this walnut is poisonous (close one's eyes , fall , the walnut that the imperial mother fed) (imperial mother laughs) Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha! (Hold up an umbrella, sing: You are happy ~~Oh, I am happy ~~,Make ) aside: Just as the meteor has rowed at midnight in the death of the snow white, whenever I look up at the lonely starry sky many years later, always remember a word like this: "Somebody's death is weightier than Mount Tai, but the death of person having it is entirely of no significance , entirely of no significance ……"
(The little short person has, line up, unless it enter door, it see princess form of,enclose semicircle of) man: (carry the princess) hey, the pig, don't sleep , work quickly ! Whether (whether see its reactionless , good to try on breath its, make idiot form), good. She has died ……Study: (whether feel their, do terrified form, think Peng Peng), she die! (Everybody repeats sequentially: "She has died! "Having insulted and finished saying, everybody covers one's face and weep, draw and sell the paper from the pocket at the same time , throw away while tearing) aside: At this moment, the prince of the neighbouring country just comes here to go hunting. (At the prince, sheet act as cape, make little plane form, unless two circle been run, it go to by it insult,ask) prince: Who is this ~~Good: We and she do not imprison ……BEACH: (cover the good mouth, receive) we and he do not matter! Everybody: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Peng Peng: In fact, she is a beauty! (everybody flashes, the prince winds princesses to watch, suspend) the prince: My KAO, this beauty too! (flat princess, the princess spits walnuts, wake up) the princess: (shout), you who he mother fight me, who! Someone! (whether see prince, prince later , flash), you! (Dash to the prince, everybody draws, the princess gets rid of everybody, throw away, go out, stop, turn round ) KAO, how draw I you! (turn round and see princes, the prince turns round) the princess: (girl student's form ) handsome boy ~~Whether (whether prince change), princess. (to the audience, ripe man's sound) beautiful! Very beautiful!

Aside: The snow white has fallen in love with the prince. (whether princess gather up prince, take platform to it, little short people stand first row behind them), they are going to marry, but at wedding, later on king. (imperial mother has, spirit's haunt and plague form ) the prince: Especially dress up? Princess: Do not have! (little short people overstate the form ) (BEACH sees imperial mother) BEACH: (refer to the imperial mother) look, is not that a big aunt who sells the walnut! (little short people move the imperial mother to the chair, enclose the semicircle) imperial mother: Do! Do! Snow: (bend over to the imperial mother) tell you that sees the thing! Imperial mother (? )Little short people (one for each person, say one and a half): Zhang Guorong has died, the peak has died too, how did Zhang Guorong die? The one that get the SARS and die. He lacks the iodine , it causes the kidney function to be depleted to lack the iodine, water flows to the lower, flow to the ankle, the ankle is swollen. How did that peak die? The peak lacks irons. That is because Li Tie has gone to Britain, do not have Chen Gang? The steel is harder than the iron, cross and is inferior to particularly. What oil is crossed? Underground drainage oil, the underground drainage oil is the oil that is smelted out from the underground drainage. U.S.A. hits Iraq only for the underground drainage oil! The film of U.S.A. is specially interesting! Let's go to see the American film next week, then let's watch China ! We watch Farewell My Concubine ( ) .How about it? Farewell My Concubine was played the role of by Zhang Guorong, Zhang Guorong died ……

(The imperial mother shouts, stamp the ground, protruding, everybody scatter,the whole audience quiet) imperial mother: (revolutionary form ) I am Xiao Ming! (change the direction) I want to go to school! (Sing: Small and two little my darling ~~~(put and put crazily)) everybody: Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha! (Everybody in behind one row will be stood , continue snow heartily,see everybody not parked, whether uneasy form, bow, stand by everybody), aside. The queen is crazy , after the snow white marries prince, happy life is full of happiness and happiness, they are together happily all one's life. This that our modern drama arrived, thank everybody for everybody's concerns , me, it is the aside. )

Everybody appears on the stage , bow, answer a curtain call.