100词的英语笑话(带翻译哦)
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100词的英语笑话(带翻译哦)
100词的英语笑话(带翻译哦)
100词的英语笑话(带翻译哦)
Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's.
"What's the matter with you",asked the doctor.
"I have been broken all!",said the fool .
"Broken all,what's it mean?",the doctor was surprised.
Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:"Ouch!There is something wrong with my head."after that,he pointed to his back and said :"ouch,my back hurt."then,he touch his nose and said:"ouch,my nose hurt"……
The doctor thought a while and said :"you have a bad finger"
从前,有个傻瓜去看医生.那医生问他有什么病.那傻瓜说他全身伤了.那医生很疑惑.接着,那傻瓜用手指着头说:“很痛,我的头伤了.”接着,有指着背,鼻子,说它们都伤了.
那医生想了一会儿,说:“你的手指伤了.”
A Girl Just Like Mother
No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.
“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound t...
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A Girl Just Like Mother
No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.
“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her.
So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser:
“Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her”
“So,”asked the friend,“what happened?”
“Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”
和母亲一样的女孩
无论带哪一个女孩回家,这位青年人总会遭到母亲的反对。一位朋友劝他说:
“找一个和你母亲一样的女孩——那她一定会喜欢她。”
于是这位青年人不停地找啊找,终于找到了这么个女孩。
他对他友好的忠告者说:
“正像你说的那样,我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿着打扮,甚至连烹饪都和我母亲一样的女孩。也正像你说的那样,我母亲喜欢她。”
“那后来呢?”朋友问。
“没什么,”青年人说。“我父亲讨厌她!”
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