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英语翻译+ z9 v2 S+ @% l& |3 u过了不久换了领导.新领导一来就皱着眉头说：“怎么把门留在东边呢?这不是旁门左道吗?”大家很高兴,认为这下可以走大路了.不料领导的指示却是把门开在北面,也
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过了不久换了领导.新领导一来就皱着眉头说：“怎么把门留在东边呢?这不是旁门左道吗?”大家很高兴,认为这下可以走大路了.不料领导的指示却是把门开在北面,也就是朝河的方向.这下好了,还不如原先走小路方便.可这是领导的意思啊,所以谁也不敢说什么.
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过了一阵又换了领导.这位领导一来就气愤愤地说：“怎么把门留在北面呢?这不是让大家走后门吗?”然后果断指示：把门开在南边,正对大路!这下子皆大欢喜,大家都夸赞这位领导英明.
直到有一天办公室刘主任喝醉了,才泄露了三个领导三个门的玄机：第一位领导姓牛,所以把门开在东边有麦田的方向,暗藏“牛得草”的吉利喻义；第二位领导姓庞,庞者“螃”也,也就是螃蟹,这螃蟹是离不开水的,所以门要冲着小河；第三位领导姓马,要想一马当先、马到成功,当然得跑大路啦…… 听了刘主任的解释,乡干部们目瞪口呆：我的妈呀,这也太有学问了!

英语翻译+ z9 v2 S+ @% l& |3 u过了不久换了领导.新领导一来就皱着眉头说：“怎么把门留在东边呢?这不是旁门左道吗?”大家很高兴,认为这下可以走大路了.不料领导的指示却是把门开在北面,也
Floor of the south facing East Road,is the path and the wheat fields,there is a river in the north.The door opened in the south the most appropriate,but leaders said the door rush road is too noisy,indicating the construction units in the east.We all feel very inconvenient,but this is the meaning of leadership,so who also do not say anything.
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Soon after the change leadership.The new leader has frowned and said:"how the door in the east?This is not a heresy?" Everybody is very happy,think it can take the road.Unexpectedly,the instructions of the leadership is opened the door on the north side,that is towards the river.Under this well,might as well walk path convenient.This is the meaning of leadership,so who also do not say anything.
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After a while for leadership.The leader will angrily said:"how the door in the north?This is not to let everyone go back?" Then the decisive indicator:open the door in the south,to the road!Now to the satisfaction of all,everyone praised the leadership of the wise.
Until one day the office director Liu drunk,just let the cat out of the three leading three door Hsuanchi:first leader surnamed Niu,so open the door with wheat in the direction of the East,"Niu grass hidden" auspicious meanings; the second leaders Xing Pang,Pang "crab",also is the crab,this crab is not boiling water,so the door to the river; the third leaders Ma,want to take the lead,win success immediately upon arrival,of course,have to run road.Listen to the director Liu explained,township cadres terrified:Oh my God,this is also too have learned!

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The township government's new office building facing south road, East is the path and wheat fields, there is a river in the north. The door opened in the south the most appropriate, but leaders said t...

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The township government's new office building facing south road, East is the path and wheat fields, there is a river in the north. The door opened in the south the most appropriate, but leaders said the door rush road is too noisy, indicating the construction units in the east. We all feel very inconvenient, but this is the meaning of leadership, so who also do not say anything.
Soon after the change leadership. The new leader has frowned and said: "how the door in the east? This is not a heresy?" Everybody is very happy, think it can take the road. Unexpectedly, the instructions of the leadership is opened the door on the north side, that is towards the river. Under this well, might as well walk path convenient. This is the meaning of leadership, so who also do not say anything.
After a while for leadership. The leader will angrily said: "how the door in the north? This is not to let everyone go back?" Then the decisive indicator: open the door in the south, to the road! Now to the satisfaction of all, everyone praised the leadership of the wise.
Until one day the office director Liu drunk, just let the cat out of the three leading three door Hsuanchi: first leader surnamed Niu, so open the door with wheat in the direction of the East, "Niu grass hidden" auspicious meanings; the second leaders Xing Pang, Pang "crab", also is the crab, this crab is not boiling water, so the door to the river; the third leaders Ma, want to take the lead, win success immediately upon arrival, of course, have to run road...... Listen to the director Liu explained, township cadres terrified: Oh my God, this is also too have learned!翻译完毕

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