四年级水平的英语小故事

四年级水平的英语小故事
四年级水平的英语小故事

四年级水平的英语小故事
给你几个笑话,到新概念第二册书里找找吧
1. Foreign language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for its life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a foreign language?"
2. Virtue
Many years after receiving his graduate degree, Tom returned to the State University of New York as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. He said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since he began there as a student.
When the door finally opened, He felt a compassionate pat on his back, and turned to see an elderly woman smiling at him. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."
3. Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills; he slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
4. Good boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two dollars. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two dollars more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that thre...

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The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
新老师
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。
"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
Excuse for Speeding
Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
〃Why on earth were you driving so fast？〃 the policeman yelled.
〃Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident！〃
超速的理由
哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。
“你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。
“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”
Send the Bill to My Father
Doctor： 〃I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.〃
Patient： 〃then send the bill to my father，please.〃
把账单给我父亲
医生：“对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。”
病人：“那请你把账单给我父亲吧。”
四年级的水平有多少，没概念了
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