求与网络有关的有趣的英语文章求与网络有关的英语文章,要求比较幽默的,文章不要太短,而且思想内容要健康

求与网络有关的有趣的英语文章求与网络有关的英语文章,要求比较幽默的,文章不要太短,而且思想内容要健康
求与网络有关的有趣的英语文章
求与网络有关的英语文章,要求比较幽默的,文章不要太短,而且思想内容要健康

求与网络有关的有趣的英语文章求与网络有关的英语文章,要求比较幽默的,文章不要太短,而且思想内容要健康
这个讲发错邮件笑话挺好笑的.
Illinois是美国东部一个州.冬天很冷.Florida在美国南部,一年气候都比较热.
A BIG E-mail Mistake 致命邮件`
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.When he reached his hotel,he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address,he did his best to type it in from memory.Unfortunately,he missed one letter,and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.When the grieving widow checked her e-mail,she took one look at the monitor,let out a piercing scream,and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound,her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S.Sure is hot down here.

The “Digital Gap” on Internet Language
Do you know what the following numbers mean: “7456”, “246” and “995”? Or can you tell the meaning of these English letters such as “GG”, “GF” and “PLMM”? Do...

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The “Digital Gap” on Internet Language
Do you know what the following numbers mean: “7456”, “246” and “995”? Or can you tell the meaning of these English letters such as “GG”, “GF” and “PLMM”? Do not lose your self-confidence if you can’t answer these questions. They are actually not a test of your intelligence and wisdom but kind of quiz of your practical knowledge or skill in so-called Internet language. In fact, even experienced Chinese linguists and long-standing Chinese teachers are unable to understand the new language, commonly used in online Chinese-language chat rooms.
The language is becoming more and more popular among the country’s more than 87 million Internet users, especially young Internet surfers. It contains Chinese characters mixed with English letters and words, images, symbols and numbers. These computer words are roughly classified into four kinds – the number, Chinese character, letter and signal parts.
For example, 7456 is pronounced as qisi wole (I’m very angry), 246 as esile (I’m very hungry) and 995 as jiujiuwo (save me). “GG” means gege (elder brother) while “GF” means girl friend. PLMM is spelled out as piaoliang meimei, meaning beautiful girl; konglong (dinosaur) and qingwa (frog) refer to ugly people and :) means a smiling face while (:- refers to a broken heart.
Some think Internet language is plain and humorous. The public hold two different kinds of attitude towards the use of Internet language. Some think, since it is used in a very limited area, Internet language has little bad effects. They say the emergence of Internet language is a normal phenomenon and a necessary stage in the development of Chinese.
Others, however, think that Internet language is “inappropriate” and “irresponsible”. They stress that too much use of Internet language will finally undermine standard use of Chinese and even endanger its purity. Educators share the view and warn that young people, especially primary and middle school students, may fall victim to Internet language, such as troubles in communication.
Meanwhile, more parents express deep worry about the “digital gap” between them and their teenage children, who prefer to use Internet language to show off their personality. “Is it normal that we cannot even understand what my son says?”, a father said.

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送你一篇好文章，但愿对你有帮助：
The “Digital Gap” on Internet Language
Do you know what the following numbers mean: “7456”, “246” and “995”? Or can you tell the meaning of these English letters such ...

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送你一篇好文章，但愿对你有帮助：
The “Digital Gap” on Internet Language
Do you know what the following numbers mean: “7456”, “246” and “995”? Or can you tell the meaning of these English letters such as “GG”, “GF” and “PLMM”? Do not lose your self-confidence if you can’t answer these questions. They are actually not a test of your intelligence and wisdom but kind of quiz of your practical knowledge or skill in so-called Internet language. In fact, even experienced Chinese linguists and long-standing Chinese teachers are unable to understand the new language, commonly used in online Chinese-language chat rooms.
The language is becoming more and more popular among the country’s more than 87 million Internet users, especially young Internet surfers. It contains Chinese characters mixed with English letters and words, images, symbols and numbers. These computer words are roughly classified into four kinds – the number, Chinese character, letter and signal parts.
For example, 7456 is pronounced as qisi wole (I’m very angry), 246 as esile (I’m very hungry) and 995 as jiujiuwo (save me). “GG” means gege (elder brother) while “GF” means girl friend. PLMM is spelled out as piaoliang meimei, meaning beautiful girl; konglong (dinosaur) and qingwa (frog) refer to ugly people and :) means a smiling face while (:- refers to a broken heart.
Some think Internet language is plain and humorous. The public hold two different kinds of attitude towards the use of Internet language. Some think, since it is used in a very limited area, Internet language has little bad effects. They say the emergence of Internet language is a normal phenomenon and a necessary stage in the development of Chinese.
Others, however, think that Internet language is “inappropriate” and “irresponsible”. They stress that too much use of Internet language will finally undermine standard use of Chinese and even endanger its purity. Educators share the view and warn that young people, especially primary and middle school students, may fall victim to Internet language, such as troubles in communication.
Meanwhile, more parents express deep worry about the “digital gap” between them and their teenage children, who prefer to use Internet language to show off their personality. “Is it normal that we cannot even understand what my son says?”, a father said.

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