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Legend tells of a legendary warrior...

...whose kung fu skills
were the stuff of legend.

He traveled the land
in search of worth...

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Legend tells of a legendary warrior...

...whose kung fu skills
were the stuff of legend.

He traveled the land
in search of worthy foes.

I see you like to chew.
Maybe you should chew on my fist!

The warrior said nothing,
for his mouth was full.

Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.

Enough talk. Let's fight!

Shashabooey!

He was so deadly in fact,

that his enemies would go blind from
overexposure to pure awesomeness.

- My eyes!
- He's too awesome!

- And attractive.
- How can we repay you?

There is no charge for awesomeness.

Or attractiveness.

Kablooey!

It mattered not how many foes he faced.

They were no match for his bodacity!

Never before had a panda
been so feared! And so loved.

Even the most heroic heroes in China,

the Furious Five,

bowed in respect
to this great master.

We should hang out.

Agreed.

But hanging out would have to wait.

Because when you're facing
the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain,

there's only one thing
that matters and that's...

Po! Get up!

You'll be late for work!

What?

Po! Get up!

Po. What are you doing up there?

Nothing.

Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper! Tigress!

Po! Let's go! You're late for work.

Coming!

Sorry, Dad.

Sorry doesn't make the noodles.

What were you doing up there?
All that noise.

Nothing. I just had a crazy dream.

About what?

What were you dreaming about?

What was I?

I was dreaming about...

...noodles.

Noodles? You were really
dreaming about noodles?

Yeah. What else
would I be dreaming about?

Careful! That soup is sharp.

Oh, happy day!

My son, finally having the noodle dream!

You don't know how long I've been
waiting for this moment.

This is a sign, Po.

A sign of what?

You are almost ready to be entrusted
with the secret ingredient

of my Secret Ingredient Soup.

Then you will fulfill your destiny
and take over the restaurant!

As I took it over from my father,
who took it over from his father...

...who won it from a friend in mahjong.

Dad, Dad, Dad, it was just a dream.

No, it was the dream.

We are noodle folk.
Broth runs through our veins.

But, Dad, didn't you ever want
to do something else?

Something besides noodles?

Actually, when I was young and crazy,

I thought about running away
and learning how to make tofu.

Why didn't you?

Because it was a stupid dream.

Can you imagine me making tofu?

Tofu.

No! We all have our place in this world.

Mine is here, and yours is...

I know, is here.

No, it's at tables 2, 5, 7, and

Service with a smile.

Well done, students...
if you were trying to disappoint me.

Tigress, you need more ferocity!
Monkey, greater speed.

Crane, height. Viper, subtlety.
Mantis...

- Master Shifu.
- What?!

It's Master Oogway. He wants to see you.

Master Oogway, you summoned me?
Is something wrong?

Why must something be wrong
for me to want to see my old friend?

So, nothing's wrong?

Well, I didn't say that.

You were saying?

I have had a vision.

Tai Lung will return.

That is impossible! He is in prison.

Nothing is impossible.

Zeng!

Fly to Chorh-Gom prison and tell them

to double the guards, double
their weapons, double everything!

Tai Lung does not leave that prison!

Yes, Master Shifu!

One often meets his destiny
on the road he takes to avoid it.

We must do something! We can't let him
march on the valley, take his revenge!

He'll...

Your mind is like this water,
my friend.

When it is agitated,
it becomes difficult to see.

But if you allow it to settle...

...the answer becomes clear.

The Dragon Scroll.

It is time.

But who? Who is worthy to be trusted
with the secret to limitless power?

To become the Dragon Warrior?

I don't know.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.

Watch it!

Sorry. Suck it up!

Sorry. A thousand pardons.

What?

Master Oogway's choosing
the Dragon Warrior! Today!

Everyone! Get to the Jade Palace! One of
the Five is gonna get the Dragon Scroll!

We've waited 1,000 years for this!
Take the bowl!

This is the greatest day
in kung fu history! Just go!

Po! Where are you going?

To the Jade Palace.

You're forgetting your noodle cart.

The whole valley will be there,
and you'll sell noodles to all of them.

Selling noodles?

But, Dad, I was thinking, maybe I...

- Yeah?
- I was thinking maybe I...

...could also sell the bean buns.
They're about to go bad.

That's my boy!

I told you that dream was a sign.

Yeah. Glad I had it.

- I'm a kung fu warrior!
- Me, too!

- There's spots at the top.
- Let's go.

Come on. Come on!

Almost there.

What?

No! Oh, no!

- Sorry, Po.
- We'll bring you back a souvenir.

No. I'll bring me back a souvenir.

It is an historic day.

Isn't it, Master Oogway?

Yes, and one I feared
I would not live to see.

Are your students ready?

Yes, Master Oogway.

Know this, old friend.

Whomever I choose will not only bring
peace to the valley...

...but also to you.

Let the tournament begin!

Let the tournament begin!

Yeah.

No, no, wait!

I'm coming! Wait, wait!

Yes!

Hey! Open the door!

Let me in!

Citizens of the Valley of Peace,

it is my great honor
to present to you... Tigress!

Viper! Crane! Monkey! Mantis!

The Furious Five!

Yeah, the Furious Five!

Warriors, prepare!

Wait. No. Oh, peeky-hole.

- Ready for battle!
- Yeah.

The Thousand Tongues of Fire.

Look at that.

Hey! Get out of the way!

And finally Master Tigress!

And believe me, citizens,
you have not seen anything yet.

I know!

Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox
and his Blades of Death.

I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.

Citizens of the Valley of Peace,

Master Oogway will now choose
the Dragon Warrior!

Oh, no! No, no, wait!

Yeah.

Po!

What are you doing?!

What does it look like I'm doing?! Stop!

I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior!

But I don't understand.
You finally had the noodle dream!

I lied. I don't dream
about noodles, Dad.

I love kung fu!

Come on, son. Let's get back to work.

OK.

Come back!

What's going on?

Where?

What are you pointing?

OK. Sorry.

I just wanted to see
who the Dragon Warrior was.

How interesting.
Master, are you pointing at me?

- Him.
- Who?

- You.
- Me?

The universe has brought us
the Dragon Warrior!

- What?
- What?!

- What?!
- What?!

Stop, wait! Who told you to?

Master Oogway, wait.

That flabby panda can't possibly be
the answer to our problem.

You were about to point at Tigress
and that thing fell in front of her!

That was just an accident!

There are no accidents.

Forgive us, Master. We have failed you.

No. If the panda
has not quit by morning

then I will have failed you.

Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
I bring a message...

...from Master Shifu.

What?!

"Double the guard?!"

"Extra precautions?!"

"Your prison may not be adequate?!"

You doubt my prison security?!

Absolutely not.

Shifu does. I'm just the messenger.

I'll give you a message
for your Master Shifu.

Escape from Chorh-Gom prison
is impossible!

Impressive, isn't it?

It's very impressive.

It's very impressive.

One way in, one way out.

One thousand guards and one prisoner.

Yes, except that prisoner...

...is Tai Lung.

Take us down.

What are you doing?

Oh, my.

Behold Tai Lung.

I'm just gonna wait right here.

It's nothing to worry about.
It's perfectly safe.

Crossbows! At the ready!

Crossbows?

Hey, tough guy, did you hear?

Oogway's giving someone the Dragon
Scroll, and it's not gonna be you.

Don't get him mad.

What's he gonna do about it?
I've got him completely immobilized.

Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail?

I'm good. I've seen enough.

I'll tell Shifu he
has nothing to worry about.

No, he doesn't.

I'll tell him that.

Can we please go now?

Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!

Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!

Wait a second!

I think there's been a slight mistake.
Everyone seems to think that I'm...

The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way!

Look at this place.

Master Flying Rhino's armor,
with authentic battle damage!

The Sword of Heroes!

Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself
just by looking.

The Invisible Trident of Destiny!

I've only seen paintings
of that painting.

No!

The legendary Urn
of Whispering Warriors.

Said to contain the souls
of the entire Tenshu Army.

Hello.

Have you finished sight-seeing?

Sorry, I should have come to you first.

My patience is wearing thin.

Well, I mean, it's not like you
were going anywhere.

- Would you turn around?
- Sure.

How's it going?

How do you get 5,000...
Master Shifu!

Someone... broke that.

But I'll fix it. Do you have some...

...glue?

A splinter.

So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior?

- I guess so.
- Wrong!

You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will
never be the Dragon Warrior until...

...you have learned the secret
of the Dragon Scroll.

So, how does this work?

Do you have a ladder,
or a trampoline, or?

You think it's that easy?
That I'll just hand you the secret

- to limitless power?
- No, I...

One must first master
the highest level of kung fu.

And that is impossible
if that one is someone like you.

Someone like me?

Yes, look at you!
This fat butt! Flabby arms!

Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.

And this ridiculous belly.

And utter disregard
for personal hygiene.

Now, wait a minute.
That's uncalled for.

Don't stand that close.
I can smell your breath.

Listen, Oogway said I was...

The Wuxi Finger Hold.
Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!

Oh, you know this hold?

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