求英语课本剧剧本.不要童话故事.还有那些百度一搜就搜到的那些也不要了.想要创新性强一点、幽默些的.大概初中英语水平吧.适演人数不要少于5人.直接发剧本或者发网站都可以.

求英语课本剧剧本.不要童话故事.还有那些百度一搜就搜到的那些也不要了.想要创新性强一点、幽默些的.大概初中英语水平吧.适演人数不要少于5人.直接发剧本或者发网站都可以.
求英语课本剧剧本.
不要童话故事.还有那些百度一搜就搜到的那些也不要了.
想要创新性强一点、幽默些的.
大概初中英语水平吧.
适演人数不要少于5人.
直接发剧本或者发网站都可以.

求英语课本剧剧本.不要童话故事.还有那些百度一搜就搜到的那些也不要了.想要创新性强一点、幽默些的.大概初中英语水平吧.适演人数不要少于5人.直接发剧本或者发网站都可以.
三打白骨精
　　Three Times’ Beating Monster
　　人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒
　　J：沙僧
　　B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头
　　T:Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
　　S:Bajie,map!
　　E:(摸出,递给S)
　　S:Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
　　T:Bajie!How Many times I have told you,don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
　　E:Oh,boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
　　T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
　　E:But……
　　T:Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?
　　E:(递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
　　S:Fat Pig!
　　E:Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
　　S:You will what(凶相)?
　　E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
　　S:Hm!
　　T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
　　E:You see ,boss is hungry,too!
　　T:Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
　　J:But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
　　T:Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
　　S:No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
　　J:This is…..
　　S:Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
　　T:Em……Wukong,you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo,knowledge is power!
　　S:Bye!(走)
　　T:Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
　　B:Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
　　B1:(接近三人,望着)Can I join you?
　　J:I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
　　B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!
　　T:Bomb?(打出)
　　B1:Double King!
　　T:Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
　　S:(回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
　　B1:（倒)Ah……
　　T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!
　　S:She is a monster!
　　T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)
　　S:Oh,please don’t……
　　T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱)
　　S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
　　T:(呛住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
　　B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong,I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
　　B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
　　T:Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡)
　　S:（咬牙切齿）You monster,I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2)
　　E&J:Are you Ok,boss?(扶T)
　　J:Look,(伸食指)how many?
　　T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong,game over!(变成B3)
　　B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter,my wife!Who did it?!(哭喊)
　　S:I’ll kill you,monster!(打)
　　T:（想阻止,未及）You,you.(险些晕,E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
　　S:No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
　　T:Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!
　　S:(悲,离去)（音乐,营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
　　J:boss,brother Monkey is.
　　T:Don't mention that guy any more!
　　B:(出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
　　T:（惊）You are.
　　B:How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退)
　　B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha.
　　S:(悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
　　T:Wukong?
　　E:Oh,Brother Monkey!
　　J:Our hero is back!
　　T:I,I can't understand.What happened?
　　S:Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
　　T:How,how did you find out?
　　S:(沉默).Monkey's intuition(直觉)
　　T:Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
　　S:What?
　　T:I'm sorry.
　　S:Em?Louder,please?
　　T:I.am.sorry.(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
　　(谢幕)