英语作文 I,M Proud of mwself

英语作文 I,M Proud of mwself
英语作文 I,M Proud of mwself

英语作文 I,M Proud of mwself
I'm proud of myself.The moment i was dragged out of my mom's pussy was the moment of the revolution of the world.
when i was 7.i bought my first condom and used it on some anonymous kindergarten girl.i didn't realized what i'd done before her mother told me that she'd be pregnant.i went to the sex shop and asked the boss to refund my money of the broken condom.i didn't actually get my money back but the government did fix the law after this.the sex shop is no longer available for the 7-year-old children anylonger.
when i was 8,i banged another girl without a condom.And,she got pregnant again.I was just so pround of myself you know.Everytime i bang a girl,she gets pregnant.
in 14 years,i screwed over 14 girls and they all got pregnant.my friends call me a breeder,but i call myself the population increaser.
now i own a company called GYPAC,it's short for "Give Your Penis Another Chance".The GYPAC is dedicated to make more and more girls pregant at any cost.we've rised the world's population increasing rate from 1.7% to 3.4%.people love me and i'm proud of myself and my mighty johnson.

I'm proud of myself because I am a hard-working pupil. I am good at all the subjets and I am the top students in my school. I am friendly and kind so I can always get on well with others. All my teach...

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I'm proud of myself because I am a hard-working pupil. I am good at all the subjets and I am the top students in my school. I am friendly and kind so I can always get on well with others. All my teachers and classmates give high prize of me. I am good at English. Last Friday, I took part in an English speaking competition and won the first place. So I am really proud of myself.

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I am proud of myself The wheel of life has rolled fast through the past fifteen years. By looking backwards, I’m so proud of myself because I’ve grown into a strong-minded person. It was the first tim...

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I am proud of myself The wheel of life has rolled fast through the past fifteen years. By looking backwards, I’m so proud of myself because I’ve grown into a strong-minded person. It was the first time for me to climb a high mountain alone. At first, I felt my body was filled with energy. As time went by, tiredness made my step slow down. For many times, the idea of giving up the journey appeared in my mind. But the saying “ accumulated water becomes a river.” enabled me to move on. Though the power of one step seemed so weak, I insisted on climbing to the top. When I succeeded, I felt I had reached a new height in my life. How proud I’m of being a strong-minded person.

I used to be a girl with few words. Last month I failed in the exam. I felt so depressed that I couldn’t helping crying. However, my mother told me, “ The life is a tough road full of ups and downs. Everyone has to experience the low times.” Her encouraging words lifted me up. I made up my mind to prepare for the next exam. I always listened to the teacher carefully and did my homework attentively. To my surprise, I achieved the best grade in the exam. At that time , I actually felt proud of myself. I’m proud because I achieved success as well as courage. Now I’m more active than before, and I always believe as long as you keep your heart facing the sun the world will always bring you new hopes.

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