请问有没有非常短的搞笑点的英语小对话?大约两人至三人的对话~短一点啊,

请问有没有非常短的搞笑点的英语小对话?大约两人至三人的对话~短一点啊,
请问有没有非常短的搞笑点的英语小对话?大约两人至三人的对话~短一点啊,

请问有没有非常短的搞笑点的英语小对话?大约两人至三人的对话~短一点啊,
A:Do you know how to write"pig"?
B:it's easy,p-i-g
A:i do not think so,it is p-u-g
B:no it's "i"!
A:it's you!
B:i!
A:u!
B:i!
A:you!
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What would you do if you failed? Many people may choose to give up. However, the surest way to success is to keep your direction and stick to your goal.

On your way to success, you must keep...

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What would you do if you failed? Many people may choose to give up. However, the surest way to success is to keep your direction and stick to your goal.

On your way to success, you must keep your direction. It is just like a lamp, guiding you in darkness and helping you overcome obstacles on your way. Otherwise, you will easily get lost or hesitate to go ahead.

Direction means objectives. You can get nowhere without an objective in life.

You can try to write your objective on paper and make some plans to achieve it. In this way, you will know how to arrange your time and to spend your time properly. And you should also have a belief that you are sure to succeed as long as you keep your direction all the time.

如果失败了你会怎么做？很多人可能会选择放弃。然而，要想成功，最可靠的方法就是坚持你的方向和目标。

在通往成功的路上，你必须坚持你的方向。它就像一盏灯，在黑暗中为你指路，帮助你度过难关。否则，你很容易就会迷失方向或犹豫不前。

方向意味着目标。人生如果没有目标，将一事无成。

你可以试着把你的目标写在纸上，并制定实现目标的计划。这样，你就会懂得如何合理安排时间，如何正确地支配时间。而且你还要有这样的信念：只要你一直坚持自己的方向，你就一定可以成功。

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没人和我抢了
有一个男生晚上要坐公车回家,可是因为他到站牌等的时候太晚了,他也不确定到底还有没有车....又不想走路.因为他家很远很偏僻,所以只好等着有没有末班车....等啊等啊....
他正觉得应该没有车的时候,突然看见远处有一辆公车出现了....他很高兴的去拦车.
一上车他发现这末班很怪,照理说最后一班车人应该不多,因为路线偏远,但是这台车却坐满了...只有一个空...

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没人和我抢了
有一个男生晚上要坐公车回家,可是因为他到站牌等的时候太晚了,他也不确定到底还有没有车....又不想走路.因为他家很远很偏僻,所以只好等着有没有末班车....等啊等啊....
他正觉得应该没有车的时候,突然看见远处有一辆公车出现了....他很高兴的去拦车.
一上车他发现这末班很怪,照理说最后一班车人应该不多,因为路线偏远,但是这台车却坐满了...只有一个空位,而且车上静悄悄地没有半个人说话.....
他觉得有点诡异,可是仍然走向那个唯一的空位坐下来,那空位的旁边有个女的坐在那里,等他一坐下,那个女的就悄声对他说:"你不应该坐这班车的,"
他觉得很奇怪,那个女人继续说:"这班车,不是给活人坐的......"
"你一上车,他们(比一比车上的人)就会抓你去当替死鬼的."
他很害怕,可是又不知道该怎么办才好,结果那个女的对他说:"没关系,我可以帮你逃出去."
于是她就拖着他拉开窗户跳了下去,当他们跳的时候,他还听见"车"里的人大喊大叫着"竟然让他跑了"的声音.....
等他站稳时候,他发现他们站在一个荒凉的山坡,他松了一口气,连忙对那个女的道谢.
那个女的却露出了奇怪的微笑:"
"现在,没有人跟我抢了......."

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A:Have you ever experienced an unforgettable event?
B:Yes,I have,that's one of the most wonderful memories in my life.
A:What did you experience?
B:I witnessed that chinese national footba...

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A:Have you ever experienced an unforgettable event?
B:Yes,I have,that's one of the most wonderful memories in my life.
A:What did you experience?
B:I witnessed that chinese national football team got the qualification for the 2002 world cup on October 13,2001.
A:What did you see?
B:Because my home is very close to the Tian'anmen Square.I saw everybody was celebrating happily and excitedly.There were cheers and shouts in the streets.
A:Did you join the crowds?
B:Of course.I walked on the streets with my family for a while.The traffic was terrible.The streets looked like a parking alot and can't move at all.But it seemed that nobody care it at all because they were all losing themselves in the excitement and enjoyment that our football team brought us.
A:Sounds really awesome.
B:yes,it definitely is.
A:I hope chinese football team could give us that feeling again in the future.
B:I hope so,too.
2.
In your opinion,is part-time job good for university students?why?
Yes,I think so because university students can practise their practical ablility and social experience through working with other people and they can learn how to get on well with their workmates in their workplace.Moreover,they can possibly earn a certain amount of money to afford some things they want to buy instead of getting money from their parents all the time.Even they can buy some stuff for their family members to show their love for their families.But,they should control the working time in order to not let it have a bad influence on their study and university life.So,if university students can allocate their time well,to find a part-time job is very good and beneficial to them
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