求英语演讲稿.....小幽默;小故事;越短越好啊!

求英语演讲稿.....小幽默;小故事;越短越好啊!
求英语演讲稿.....
小幽默;小故事;越短越好啊!

求英语演讲稿.....小幽默;小故事;越短越好啊!
⒈ Bob and Jim once worked in the same factory.One day,Bob lent him ten dollars,but then Jim left his work and went to work in another town without giving back the money.
Bob didn’t see Jim for a year.And at that time he knew another friend that Jim was in another town and staying at a hotel（旅馆）.So he went there to see him late in the evening.
When he got to Jim’s room,he saw his shoes near the door.“Well,he must be in,” he thought,and knock at the door.There was no answer.He knocked again,and said,“I know you are in,Jim.Your shoes are out here.”
“I’ve gone out in my boots（靴子）,” answered Jim.
⒉ The Fox and the Tiger(狐狸和老虎)
An Archer,hunting in the woods,was so successful with his arrows that he killed many of the wild animals.This frightened the rest so much that they ran into the densest part of the bushes to hide.At last the Tiger stood up,and pretending to be very brave,told the other animals not to be afraid anymore,but to rely on his courage,and he would attack the enemy on his own.While he was talking,and lashing his tail and tearing at the ground with his claws to impress the others,an arrow came and pierced his ribs.The Tiger howled with pain.
While he was trying to draw out the arrow with his teeth the Fox went up to him and asked,in surprise,whoever had the strength and courage to wound such a brave and mighty beast as the Tiger?
"Nay," said the Tiger,"I misjudged my enemy.It was that unbeatable man over there!"
MORAL:Knowledge is power.
狐狸和老虎
一个射手正在森林里打猎.他的箭法好极了,射死了许多野兽.这可大大地吓坏了余下的动物,它们都跑到最茂盛的灌木丛中躲藏起来.最后,老虎站了起来,装着非常勇敢的样子叫其余的动物相信它的勇敢,不必再害怕.它将独个儿向敌人进攻.它一边说着,一边甩动着它的尾巴,并用它的爪子刨着地上的泥土,想使别人更信任它.就在这时,一枝箭飞来,刺穿了他的肋骨,老虎顿时痛得吼叫起来.
正当它尽力用牙齿拔出身上的箭时,狐狸走上前来吃惊地问道：“谁能有这样的力气和胆量来伤害象老虎这样勇敢而强有力的野兽呢?”
“不,”老虎说,“我错误地判断了我的敌人,是那边那个不可战胜的人打败了我.”