英语翻译SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors:Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei:Please tell me in time when you would see him next time,let me bind him up for you.It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei:Th

英语翻译SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors:Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei:Please tell me in time when you would see him next time,let me bind him up for you.It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei:Th
英语翻译
SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s house
Actors:Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper
Zhangfei:Please tell me in time when you would see him next time,let me bind him up for you.It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.
Liubei:These days,the borrower is the god!Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)
Keeper：My boss is at home today,but he is reading books about CET-6.Please wait for a moment!
Zhangfei：Xiao Zhu!Come out!Brothers,help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece.Get out,or I will burn your house down!
Guanyu:Sunflower press!AI.Litter brother,big brother has said several times,We are intellectuals,understand?Don't be so rude,we are here for debt,not for his life.If you will kill him,where is our money?
Liubei:The submortagage crisis is so serious,don’t you know that simple reason?If you know,please bat your eyes!
Zhangfei (Bat eyes)
Guanyu:sunflower press!
Zhangfei:Where did you get this KongFu?
Guanyu:Hehe!I get it from a TV program called “My Own Swordsman”,which is so popular with lots of people in China!
Zhangfei:Why not say it earlier?We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!
Guanyu:Oh!That is a good idea!
Keeper:Don’t interrupt!Boss is reading!
Liubei:Keep quite!
Aside:at this time,zhugeliang is exciting,but his wife come back soon.
SCENE 5:ZhuGeliang’s Home
Actors:ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei Guanyu
ZhuGeliang:Thank goodness,here's Liubei at last.Ha ha ha ……….
Wife:Wof!Darling!He may come here to ask me to repay his money.We can’t let him in.
ZhuGeliang:My darling,please don’t worry.I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.
Liubei:Mr.ZhuGeliang.I have hunted you for a long time!
Zhu:Oh!You are Liubei.What can I do for you
Liu:my brother,you have borrowed me $500,when you repay it for me?I have starved for several days.
ZhuGeliang:I owe you $500?who can testify?Please give me a chance,I want to be an honest man.
Liubei:How can I give you a chance?Speak it to the judge.
Zhu:Please look,although having ambition ,you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base,and then attack Caocao.At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.
Liubei:I’m so surprised!I don’t know you are so ideal.
ZhuGeliang:If I give you a map,could I not repay your money?
Liubei:En…….you know so much about affairs,are you willing to create a new country together with us?
ZhuGeliang:But I can’t help you,I have accustom the life at present.
Liubei:If you don’t help me ,the citizen will live a harder life ,please don’t refuse.
ZhuGeliang:En……sorry,I can’t.Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently.If you can help me to resolve the problem,I will help you.
Liu:En…..
Zhangfei:(Pull) Brother,come here.Everything is fake now such as the milk.Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key
Guanyu:Yes!We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6:ZhuGeliang’s Home
Actors:Wife Keeper
Aside:Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key,Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.
Keeper：（Happy）Sir ,you are really a god .CET6 has got 600 scores.Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.

英语翻译SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors:Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei:Please tell me in time when you would see him next time,let me bind him up for you.It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei:Th
第四场 诸葛亮家门外
演员：刘备 关羽 张飞 看门的
张飞：你下次去见他之前一定要先告诉俺,待俺捆将他来.他着实不该劳烦大人一来再来.
刘备：当下时,欠债的是神!我们再去一次,拿出真心感动他们.【敲门】
门卫：我们老板今天在家,不过他正在备战CET-6,请等等吧!
张飞：小诸!出来!……兄弟,俺那七舅舅和三侄子就拜托你妥为照顾了!……滚出来!不然俺就放火烧了你家房子!
关羽：日你的报!哎,小弟,大哥说了好几次,我们是知识分子,懂不?不要用强的,我们是来要债的,不是来要命的.你干掉他了,我们去哪找回我们的钱?
刘备：现在的二次信贷危机太严重了,那么简单的道理你该晓得吧?晓得的话就眨眨眼!
【张飞眨眼】
关羽：日你的报!
张飞：你去哪儿学来的这手功夫?
关羽：嘿嘿!我看电视学的,那个叫“我的小剑人”的电视剧,在中国可红了,好多人追呢.
张飞：怎的不早说!早知道我们三兄弟也去开个中国功夫的公司!
关羽：噢!兄弟妙计!
门卫：吵什么吵!老板正读书呢!
刘备：安静点!
旁白：这时候,诸葛亮兴头正高,不过他老婆回来了.
第五场：诸葛亮家内
演员：诸葛亮 诸葛太太 刘备 张飞 关羽
诸葛亮：谢天谢地,刘备总算来了,哈哈哈……
太太：喔,亲爱的!他是来让咱们还钱的,咱们可不能让他进来!
诸葛亮：亲爱的,别担心.我能借此三寸之舌让那Y空手而回.
刘备：诸葛先生,我找得你可苦了!
诸葛：啊,您就是刘君?有何赐教?
刘备：兄弟,你借去我500大元,什么时候能还啊?我这都饿了好几天了.
诸葛：我欠你500块?谁证明?请给我个机会,让我做次老实人吧.
刘备：我证明给你机会?你跟法官说去.
诸葛：你看,尽管你有些野心,但你只是个地方官.其实我们可以增强本地的实力,然后杠上曹操.最终我相信我们能一统天下.
刘备：我真吃惊!都没看出来你有那么远大的理想.
诸葛：如果我给你一个蓝图,我能不能不还你那钱?
刘备：恩……既然你懂得不少,你愿意跟我们一起打天下吗?
诸葛：这我可帮不了你,我很安于现状.
刘备：你不来帮我,人民日子可就过得苦了.请别拒绝.
诸葛：恩……对不起.我太太逼着我过6级呢.如果你能帮我把这问题结了,我倒可以考虑.
刘备：恩……
张飞：【拉了一把】兄弟,来.现在啥事都能假,连牛奶都假的,我们不就去找人代枪考试或买个证就行了?
关羽：对!我们可以先从曹操那支点工资买个证.
第六场 诸葛亮家内
演员：太太 看门的
旁白：因为把工资拿去给诸葛亮买证了,刘备关羽和张飞饿了一个月肚皮.
看门的：【高兴】老板,你可真神了,CET-6考了600多分!真是感天动地啊.
写这英文的虽然是个中国人,却连诸葛亮姓诸葛还是姓猪都搞不清楚,服了……