急求一段英文的故事,不需要很长,但是要幽默而且新颖的,要有中文翻译的.
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急求一段英文的故事,不需要很长,但是要幽默而且新颖的,要有中文翻译的.
急求一段英文的故事,不需要很长,但是要幽默而且新颖的,要有中文翻译的.
急求一段英文的故事,不需要很长,但是要幽默而且新颖的,要有中文翻译的.
The 16 year old girl and her mother said she had already 2 months did not come. The mother listens to hurry to go to the pharmacy to buy a home pregnancy test to confirm. The girl really pregnant! The mother cry and scold asked: "what is that you do, you give me to tell the truth!" The girl had to phone. Half an hour later, a new Ferrari coupe raced to the girl's family, and step out of the car is a whole body famous brand clothes and graceful bearing of the middle-aged gentleman. A gentleman entered the house and girl and her parents sat down in the living room. Good afternoon. The gentleman politely to their greetings and said: "your daughter has just informed me the big problem, but because of personal family problem for me, I'm sorry I can't marry your daughter to wife, but I will take the responsibility of!" "Well, if the baby is a girl, I would leave 3 stores, 2 houses, 1 seaside villas and a $2000000 account to her." "If the baby is a boy, I will let he inherited 2 companies plus the last $2000000 account." "If the baby is twins, then each person inherits 1 companies and the $1000000 account." "But if unfortunate abortion." At this point in the side silent already a long time of father, stand up suddenly, and both hands firmly on the gentleman's shoulders and said:
bull shit I am 比尔盖茨