查找关于英语火灾方面的小笑话

查找关于英语火灾方面的小笑话
查找关于英语火灾方面的小笑话

查找关于英语火灾方面的小笑话
1.
A mathematician and a physicist were asked the following question:Suppose you walked by a burning house and saw a hydrant and a hose not connected to the hydrant.What would you do?
P:I would attach the hose to the hydrant,turn on the water,and put out the fire.
M:I would attach the hose to the hydrant,turn on the water,and put out the fire.
Then they were asked this question:Suppose you walked by a house and saw a hose connected to a hydrant.What would you do?
P:I would keep walking,as there is no problem to solve.
M:I would disconnect the hose from the hydrant and set the house on fire,reducing the problem to a previously solved form.
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2.
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door.The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.The fireman says "Hey little girl.What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look."Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says."Thanks mister",says the little girl.The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.
"Little girl",says the fireman,"I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck,but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little girl says,"You're probably right mister,but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

allybaby
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took ...

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allybaby
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

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