能帮我写几首英文的limerick(五行打油诗）谢谢!呵呵,记得末尾要压韵哦!最好多一点,
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能帮我写几首英文的limerick(五行打油诗）谢谢!呵呵,记得末尾要压韵哦!最好多一点,
能帮我写几首英文的limerick(五行打油诗）谢谢!
呵呵,记得末尾要压韵哦!最好多一点,
能帮我写几首英文的limerick(五行打油诗）谢谢!呵呵,记得末尾要压韵哦!最好多一点,
There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.
There once was a lady,Ilene,
Who liver on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
and since then she'd never benzene
There once was a lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
and made cider inside her inside.
There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page,sporting section and all.
There was an old man of Philly,
Who was hooked on the movie Free Willy.
He quit his job at the jail,
for a dolphin and whale,
And so was the life of Wee Willy.
A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud
Who was frightened and screamed very loud
Then a happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter
She sat up in bed and just meowed
There once was a old man from Norway -
who cussed as he sat in a doorway-
the door smacked him flat-
and he yelled "what was that"?
that disgruntled old man from Norway!
There was a fat turkey named Sam,
Who gobbled whenever he ran.
He came out of the bush,
Presenting his tush,
And was shot up the arse by a man.
人生在世how many,
何必苦苦study,
有了电影go to see,
考个零分也happy.
We came here all for free ,
the Baidu is of you and me .
I don't care whether you agree .
Here you can see
"How can I steal her QQ key".