英语翻译RT,就是如果想到用在这种场合的中文玩笑也是可以的,不过请翻译成英文,至少要让老外能懂这是个joke,

英语翻译RT,就是如果想到用在这种场合的中文玩笑也是可以的,不过请翻译成英文,至少要让老外能懂这是个joke,
英语翻译
RT,就是如果想到用在这种场合的中文玩笑也是可以的,不过请翻译成英文,至少要让老外能懂这是个joke,

英语翻译RT,就是如果想到用在这种场合的中文玩笑也是可以的,不过请翻译成英文,至少要让老外能懂这是个joke,
1. You know why people do not carry their ass? because they laughed it off!
知道为什么有些人不带他们的"屁股"吗? 因为他们把屁股笑掉了!
( 美国人有种说发, 就是LMAO, 意思就是说我把我的屁股都笑掉了也就是笑死的意思... LMAO 指的是 LAUGH MY ASS OFF)
2. You know why people stay in the corner when they are cold? because the corner is 90 degress.
知道为什么当你很冷的时候要呆在角落吗? 因为他是90度(美国人是用华施的.. 90度等于我们的25度)

Two Birds
　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
　　Teacher: P...

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Two Birds
　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
　　Teacher: Please tell us.
　　Student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
　　两只鸟
　　老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
　　学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
　　老师：请说说看。
　　学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
　鱼网
　　“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？” 老师发问道。
　　“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。”小女孩回答道。

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"

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