我要一个最简单英语笑话我要一个英语笑话短一点的,1——2分钟讲完,越简单越好,越简单给得分越多还要中文翻译6L中文是什么

我要一个最简单英语笑话我要一个英语笑话短一点的,1——2分钟讲完,越简单越好,越简单给得分越多还要中文翻译6L中文是什么
我要一个最简单英语笑话
我要一个英语笑话短一点的,1——2分钟讲完,越简单越好,越简单给得分越多
还要中文翻译
6L中文是什么

我要一个最简单英语笑话我要一个英语笑话短一点的,1——2分钟讲完,越简单越好,越简单给得分越多还要中文翻译6L中文是什么
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God," she said,"make Naples the capital of Italy.Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said."Julie,why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"
And Julie replyed,"Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"
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朱莉叶在做睡前祷告.“上帝,求求你,”她说,“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧.”
妈妈打断她的话说：“朱莉叶,为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”
朱莉叶回答道：“因为我在地理考卷上是这样写的.”

好，我给个，不过不知道听众能不能理解。。。。
A man's phone rang. He picked up the phone.
Hello--
-hello,sir, may I speak to your daughter?
-what's your name?
-watt's my name.
-yes, what's your...

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好，我给个，不过不知道听众能不能理解。。。。
A man's phone rang. He picked up the phone.
Hello--
-hello,sir, may I speak to your daughter?
-what's your name?
-watt's my name.
-yes, what's your name?
-I said watt's my name.
after several minutes, they both hang up the phone angrily and said: what a stupid man!
这个故事不用翻译，说出去如果懂英语的人就听懂了。只要知道watt是个人名，瓦特，就行了。典型的西方幽默。

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在英国的一个小路上，两辆车撞了，目击者是个中国人【不懂英语的】，警察问他车祸的过程，他说“one car go,one car come,two car peng peng,one die.”【一辆车走了，一辆车来了，两辆车peng peng（撞了），一辆车死了。】

There are many jokes on the internet.

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director a...

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A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

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