问个英语笑话的内涵 没看懂...An eye doctor,a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven.God asks the eye doctor why he should be let into heaven,and the doctor explains to God that he helped people save or regain their
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问个英语笑话的内涵 没看懂...An eye doctor,a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven.God asks the eye doctor why he should be let into heaven,and the doctor explains to God that he helped people save or regain their
问个英语笑话的内涵 没看懂...
An eye doctor,a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven.God asks the eye doctor why he should be let into heaven,and the doctor explains to God that he helped people save or regain their sight.God says,''Welcome to heaven,my son.''
God then asks the heart surgeon what he had done in life that should allow him into heaven.''I saved people from death from heart attacks and heart disease,'' the doctor replies.''Welcome to heaven,my son,'' God says.
God then turns to the HMO executive.God asked him what he was,and the man replied that he worked for an HMO.''Welcome to heaven,my son,'' says God,''but you have to leave in two days.''
为什么HMO executive只能在天堂呆两天~有什么特殊讽刺么?
问个英语笑话的内涵 没看懂...An eye doctor,a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven.God asks the eye doctor why he should be let into heaven,and the doctor explains to God that he helped people save or regain their
HMO维护健康组织:一个由保险费提供基金的公司,对于在一定经济、地理和职业范围内自愿参加的人及其家庭成员,由公司医生及职业人员提供治疗的和预防性的药品
他当初收治病人的时候,对病人说的话跟上帝对他说的差不多.
应该和美国的医改有关吧,呵呵!奥巴马的医改很多人反对的
MY SON,一般是山姆大叔用的,所以由此推断
HMO executive直接意思是医疗保险执行者,类似于医疗保险的业务员的意思……其他两个人一个是眼科医生一个是心脏病外科医生可以让人复明或者治愈心脏病,而医疗保险业务员可以说是商人,只能暂时提供少许帮助并且要从人们手中获得大量钱财(实质是为了赚钱而不是像之前二者那样为了救人,有点奸商意味),所以上帝也给他少许“优惠”——让他在天堂住两天……...
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HMO executive直接意思是医疗保险执行者,类似于医疗保险的业务员的意思……其他两个人一个是眼科医生一个是心脏病外科医生可以让人复明或者治愈心脏病,而医疗保险业务员可以说是商人,只能暂时提供少许帮助并且要从人们手中获得大量钱财(实质是为了赚钱而不是像之前二者那样为了救人,有点奸商意味),所以上帝也给他少许“优惠”——让他在天堂住两天……
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看过最新那部SAW就知道为什么美国的医保执行者都要下地狱了。。。。