求英语小短文（比如笑话）求英语小短文,例如 Class report那种的,字数在100字左右,最好是小笑话之类的……?谢谢~
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求英语小短文（比如笑话）求英语小短文,例如 Class report那种的,字数在100字左右,最好是小笑话之类的……?谢谢~
求英语小短文（比如笑话）
求英语小短文,例如 Class report那种的,字数在100字左右,最好是小笑话之类的……?谢谢~
求英语小短文（比如笑话）求英语小短文,例如 Class report那种的,字数在100字左右,最好是小笑话之类的……?谢谢~
A bit of advice for those about to retire.If you are only 65,never move to a retirement community.Everybody else is in their 70s,80s,or 90s.So when something has to be moved,lifted or loaded,they yell,'Get the kid.'
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告.如果你只有65岁的话,千万别进退休社区.因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了.每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧.”
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One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in...
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One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"
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