加菲猫经典语录（英文） 要很齐 那位同学你发到我邮箱来吧[email protected]

加菲猫经典语录（英文） 要很齐 那位同学你发到我邮箱来吧[email protected]
加菲猫经典语录（英文） 要很齐
那位同学你发到我邮箱来吧[email protected]

加菲猫经典语录（英文） 要很齐 那位同学你发到我邮箱来吧[email protected]
① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
　　④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
　　⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
　　⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
　　⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
　　爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
　　“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
　　努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
　　工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
　　⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
　　⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
　　两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
　　⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
　　学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多.
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