英语翻译1.Women wear high heels to bed.2.Men are never impotent.3.When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.4.If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man,she will not scream with embarrassment,but rather insist he h
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英语翻译1.Women wear high heels to bed.2.Men are never impotent.3.When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.4.If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man,she will not scream with embarrassment,but rather insist he h
英语翻译
1.Women wear high heels to bed.
2.Men are never impotent.
3.When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4.If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man,she will not scream with embarrassment,but rather insist he have sex with her.
5.Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6.Women enjoy having sex with ugly,middle-aged men.
7.Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8.Women always orgasm when men do.
9.A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10.All women are noisy fucks.
11.People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12.Those tits are real.
13.A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14.Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15.If there are two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16.Double penetration makes women smile.
17.Asian men don't exist.
18.If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19.There's a plot.
20.When taking a woman from behind,a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21.Nurses love to suck patient's cocks.
22.Men always pull out and masturbate at the end.
23.When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,she'll only be momentarily pissed off before joining in and fucking the both of you.
24.Women never have headaches… or periods.
25.When a woman is sucking a man's cock,it's important for him to keep reminding her to "suck it".
26.Assholes are always clean.
27.A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28.Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29.Men don't have to beg.
30.When standing during a blowjob,a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
Things you learn from Indian porn videos
1.You can have sex with your clothes on!
2.You can cum by just rubbing your body.
3.Sex happens only in South India (especially Kerala) considering the fact that you hardly see any North Indian babe in desi porn flicks.
英语翻译1.Women wear high heels to bed.2.Men are never impotent.3.When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.4.If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man,she will not scream with embarrassment,but rather insist he h
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Sorry,师兄,我只是初中的学生,解答不了