英语一分钟幽默演讲稿
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英语一分钟幽默演讲稿
英语一分钟幽默演讲稿
英语一分钟幽默演讲稿
Story 31 TheBroom Seller and the Barber
A man who soldbrooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved.The barber brought one of hisbrooms.After he had shaved him,he asked for the price of the brooms.
“Two pence,”said the man.
“No,no,” saidthe barber.“I will give you a penny,and if you don’t think that is enough,you may take your broom back!”
The man took itand asked what he had to pay his shave.
“A penny,” saidthe barber.
“I will giveyou a half penny,and if that is not enough,you may put my beard on again.”
故事31卖扫帚的人和理发师
一个卖扫帚的人去理发店修面.理发师从他那里买了一把扫帚.当理发师给他修面后,问一下他扫帚的价格.
买扫帚的人说：“两个便士.”
“不,不.”理发师说：“我只出一个便士,如果你认为不狗的话,可以把扫帚拿回去.”
卖扫帚的人拿回了扫帚,随后问修面要付多少钱.
“一便士.”理发师说.
卖扫帚的人说：“我给你半个便士,如果不狗的话,请把我的胡子还给我.”
Story 32 Sunthe Ice
Once asimpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice.
Two hourslater,he didn’t come back.She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and wentout to have a look.She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watchingthe ice melting.
“What’s thematter?” She asked him.“Why don’t you bring it in?”
“I saw the icewas wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” Thesimpleton answered.
故事32 晒冰
从前有一个笨人的妻子让她的丈夫买几块冰.
两个小时后,他还没回来.
她想知道他为什么没回来,就出去看了看,发现她的丈夫在门口站着,在太阳下晒冰,看着冰融化.
她问他：“怎么啦?你为什么不把它拿进来?”
“我看见冰是湿的,恐怕你会训斥我,因此,我正在把它晒干.”笨人回答道.