寻英语短文...额(⊙o⊙)… 要求随便一篇英语的文章,最好是关于英语笑话的..急需演讲用.字数嘛,不要太长,因为限时不超过3分钟...内容不要太难,不然听不懂讲的是什么.

寻英语短文...额(⊙o⊙)… 要求随便一篇英语的文章,最好是关于英语笑话的..急需演讲用.字数嘛,不要太长,因为限时不超过3分钟...内容不要太难,不然听不懂讲的是什么.
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额(⊙o⊙)… 要求随便一篇英语的文章,最好是关于英语笑话的..急需演讲用.字数嘛,不要太长,因为限时不超过3分钟...内容不要太难,不然听不懂讲的是什么.

寻英语短文...额(⊙o⊙)… 要求随便一篇英语的文章,最好是关于英语笑话的..急需演讲用.字数嘛,不要太长,因为限时不超过3分钟...内容不要太难,不然听不懂讲的是什么.
A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked into the manager's office, making it clear he wished to apply for the job. The office manager laughed and said, "I can't hire a dog for this job." The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity employer." So the manager said, "OK, take this letter and type it." The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted. The manager said, "Alright, here's a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it." Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer. The manager still wasn't convinced. "I still can't hire you for this position. You've got to be bilingual." The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow." 翻译很容易,可以去查查

Five Hundred Times 五百遍 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his ho...

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Five Hundred Times 五百遍 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times." 在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。

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