谁能给些关于英语幽默故事短的,名言等的东西,我是初一的,不要深奥!

谁能给些关于英语幽默故事短的,名言等的东西,我是初一的,不要深奥!
谁能给些关于英语幽默故事短的,名言等的东西,我是初一的,不要深奥!

谁能给些关于英语幽默故事短的,名言等的东西,我是初一的,不要深奥!
All for one, one for all.
人人为我,我为人人.—— [法] Dumas pére大仲马
Other men live to eat, while I eat to live.
别人为食而生存,我为生存而食.—— Socrates 苏格拉底
Easy come, easy go.
易得者亦易失. —— Hazlitt赫斯特
Love rules his kingdom without a sword.
爱,统治了他的王国,不用一枝利剑.—— Herbert 赫伯特
We soon believe what we desire.
我们欲望中的东西,我们很快就信以为真.—— Chaucer乔叟
The darkest hour is that before the dawn.
黎明前的时分是最黑暗的.—— Fuller 富勒
The longest day has an end.
最难过的日子也有尽头.—— Howell 贺韦尔
Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass.
生活而无目标,犹如航海之无指南针.—— J. Ruskin 鲁斯金
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
手中的一只鸟胜于林中的两只鸟.—— Heywood 希伍德
One swallow does not make a summer.
一燕不成夏.—— Taverner 泰维纳
A man may lead a horse to the water, but he cannot make it drink.
一个人可以把马带到河边,但他不能令它饮水. —— Heywood 希伍德
One cannot eat one’s cake and have it.
一个人不能把他的糕饼吃掉之后还留在手上. —— Davies 戴维斯
Time is money.
时间就是金钱.—— Benjamin Franklin富兰克林
Time and tide wait for no man.
时间不等人.—— Scott 斯科特
There is no rose without a thorn.
没有玫瑰花是不长刺的.—— Ray 雷
Lookers-on see most of the game.
旁观者清.—— Smedley 斯密莱
Beggars cannot be choosers.
行乞者不得有选择.—— Heywood 希伍德
First catch your hare.
首先必须捕获兔子,然后才能宰之.—— Thackeray 萨克雷
Victory won’t come to me unless I go to it.
胜利是不会向我走来的,我必须自己走向胜利.—— M. Moore 穆尔
A great man is always willing to be little.
伟大的人物总是愿意当小人物的.—— R. W. Emerson 爱默生
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
懦夫在未死之前,已身历多次死亡的恐怖了. —— Julius Caesar 凯撒
Anything one man can imagine, other men can make real.
但凡人能想象到的事物,必定有人能将它实现. —— Jules Verne 凡尔纳
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
早睡早起使人健康、富裕又聪明.—— Benjamin Franklin 富兰克林
Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind.
生活只是由一系列下决心的努力所构成.—— T. Fuller 富勒
Goals determine what you are going to be.
目标决定你将成为为什么样的人.—— Julius Erving欧文
All human wisdom is summed up in two words ?C wait and hope.
人类所有的智慧可以归结为两个词 — 等待和希望.—— Alexandre Dumas Pére大仲马（法国作家）
It is not enough to be industrious, so are the ants. What are you industrious for?
光勤劳是不够的,蚂蚁也是勤劳的.要看你为什么而勤劳.—— H. D. Thoreau梭罗
You have to believe in yourself. That’s the secret of success.
人必须相信自己,这是成功的秘诀.—— Charles Chaplin卓别林
Nothing is more precious than independence and freedom.
没有什么比独立自由更可宝贵的了.—— [越南] Ho Chi Minh胡志明
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
我不缅怀过去的历史,而致力于未来的梦想.—— T. Jefferson 杰弗逊（美国第3任总统）
Money is round. It rolls away.
圆圆钱币,滚走容易.—— S. Aleichen 阿雷钦
We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from it.
我们要尽可能为生活增加一些东西,而不是从中索取什么.—— William Osler 奥斯勒
Life itself, without the assistance of colleges and universities, is becoming an advanced institution of learning.
没有学院和大学的帮助,人生本身也正在变成一所高等学府. —— Thomas Alva Edison 爱迪生
Work while you work;
Play while you play;
This is the way;
To be cheerful and gay.
工作时工作,
玩乐是玩乐,
依此方法做,
轻松与欢乐.—— A. D. Stoddart 斯道达特
英语名人名言
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
名称有什么关系呢?玫瑰不叫玫瑰,依然芳香如故.——Shakespeare
There is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
崇高与荒谬仅一步之遥.——Napoleon
Even when the experts all agree, they may well be mistaken.
即使所有的专家都一致赞同,他们可能也错了.——Bertrand Russell
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
有时候你能做的最紧急重要的事情就是彻底休息.——Ashleigh Brilliant
Little drops of water, little grains of sand, make the mighty ocean and the pleasant land.
滴滴小水珠,颗颗小沙粒,会形成浩瀚的海洋与宜人的土地.——Julia Carney
Even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea.
即使是最疲惫的河流,历经曲折,也终会安然入海. ——Swinburne
The history of mankind is the history of ideas.
人类的历史就是思想的历史. ——Ludwig Von Mises
To believe with certainty,we must begin with doubting.
要完全相信,我们首先得怀疑.——Stanislaus
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you get rid of him on the weekends.
给他一条鱼,你可以喂他一天；教他钓鱼,他周末就不会再来缠你了.——Gary Apple
True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant.
真正的科学首先教人怀疑和知道自己无知. ——Miguel de Unamuno
Truth has no special time of it's own. Its hour is now always.
真理没有自己特定的时间段.它的时间永远是现在.——A.Schweitzer
Growing old is not upsetting; being perceived as old is.
越来越老并不可怕,可怕的是让人觉得越来越老.——Kenny Rogers
Without libraries what have we? We have no past and no future.
如果没有了图书馆,我们还有什么呢?我们没有了过去也没有了未来. ——Kay Bradbury
Scientific knowledge aims at being wholly impersonal.
科学知识要求完全不受个人感情的影响. ——Bertrand Russell
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
生活中没有可怕的东西,只有应去了解的东西.——Marie Curie
Truth is beautiful. Withoutdoubt; and so are lies.
真理是美的；毫无疑问,谎言也是如此. ——Emerson.
英语名人名言
Nature never deceives us; it is always us who deceive ourselves.
大自然永远不会欺骗我们,欺骗我们的往往是我们自己.——Rousseau
You can never plan the future by the past.
永远也不能依照过去来计划将来. ——Burke
Time is a versatile performer. It flies, marches on, heals all wounds, runs out and will tell.
时间是个多才多艺的表演者.它能展翅飞翔,能阔步前进,能治愈创伤,能消逝而去,也能揭示真相. ——Franklin P.Jones
The first in time and the first in importance of the influences upon the mind is that of nature.
在所有头脑的影响之中,大自然的影响可谓是在时间上最先,在作用上最为重要的.——Emerson
Death…is no more than passing from one room into another.
死亡只不过是从一个房间进入另一个房间.——Helen Keller
Important principles may and must be flexible.
重要的原则能够也必须是灵活的. ——Abraham Lincoln
That is the essence of science: ask an impertinent question, and you are on the way to the pertinent answer.
科学的本质是：问一个不恰当的问题,于是走上了通往恰当答案的路. ——Jacob Bronowski
The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots.
在过去人们面临的危险是变成奴隶,而在将来危险是人类可能变成机器人.——Erich Fromm
Nature never deceives us; it is always us who deceive ourselves.
大自然永远不会欺骗我们,欺骗我们的往往是我们自己.——Rousseau
You can never plan the future by the past.
永远也不能依照过去来计划将来. ——Burke
Time is a versatile performer. It flies, marches on, heals all wounds, runs out and will tell.
时间是个多才多艺的表演者.它能展翅飞翔,能阔步前进,能治愈创伤,能消逝而去,也能揭示真相. ——Franklin P.Jones
The first in time and the first in importance of the influences upon the mind is that of nature.
在所有头脑的影响之中,大自然的影响可谓是在时间上最先,在作用上最为重要的.——Emerson
Death…is no more than passing from one room into another.
死亡只不过是从一个房间进入另一个房间.——Helen Keller
Important principles may and must be flexible.
重要的原则能够也必须是灵活的. ——Abraham Lincoln
That is the essence of science: ask an impertinent question, and you are on the way to the pertinent answer.
科学的本质是：问一个不恰当的问题,于是走上了通往恰当答案的路. ——Jacob Bronowski
The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots.
在过去人们面临的危险是变成奴隶,而在将来危险是人类可能变成机器人.——Erich Fromm
Knowledge is a treasure, but practice is the key to it.
知识是一宝库,而实践就是开启宝库大门的钥匙.——Fuller
The Golden Rule is that there are no golden rules.
真正的金科玉律就是世上并无金科玉律.——G.B.Shaw
The lover of nature is he whose inward and outward senses are still truly adjusted to each other; who has retained the spirit of infancy even into the era of manhood.
热爱大自然的人内外感觉协调一致,即使进入成年后依然保持着童心. ——Emerson
Ten men banded together in love can do what ten thousand separately would fail in.
以爱心聚在一起的十个人能够完成一万个分散的人做不到的事情.——Thomas Carlyle
Imagination is not to be divorced from the facts.
想象不应脱离现实.——A.N. Whitehead
There are two sides to every story ... at least.
每个故事都可以从两个方面看,至少两个方面.——Ann Landers
Today is not yesterday. We ourselves change. How then can our works and thoughts, if they are always to be fittest, continue always the same?
今天不同于昨天.我们自己也在改变.那么,我们的著作和思想,如果想永远不过时,怎么能始终不改变呢? ——Thomas Carlyle
Love alone can release the power of the atom so it will work for man and not against him.
只有爱才能使原子的力量造福人类,而非危害人类.——W. A. Peterson

one finger cannot lift a small stone：众人拾柴火焰高
Don`t let yesterday use up too much of today：今日事今日毕
It is less of a problem to be poor than to be dishonest：诚信在先，富贵在后。