急求简短外语幽默笑话快
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急求简短外语幽默笑话快
急求简短外语幽默笑话
快
急求简短外语幽默笑话快
喜欢学英语的小明,不分日夜都在找说英语的机会.
这天,他不小心走路撞到一个外国人,他不好意思的说：「I am sorry.」
「I am sorry,too.」外国人回答.
「I am sorry three.」小明马上回道.
「What are you sorry for?」外国人问.
「I am sorry five…」小明说.
To Give Up the Seat
Little Johnny says "Mom,when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"Well,you've done the right thing," says Mommy
"But Mommy,I was sitting on daddy's lap."
让座
小约翰告诉妈妈：“早上我和爸爸坐公车时,他让我给一位女士让座.”
“好,你做得对.”妈妈说.
“但是,妈妈,我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上.”
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.The son asks,"Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly,"Yes son,we are rattler snakes!Why do you ask son?" "Because DAD,I just bit my tongue!"
一个阳光明媚的下午,蛇父亲和蛇儿子出去散步.儿子问：“爸爸,我们是毒蛇吗?”父亲得意的答道：“当然了,孩子,我们是响尾蛇啊!为什么这么问呢?”“因为,我刚把舌头咬破了!”
英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球,一个老美看到就笑我说,"Do you
know what does it mean?It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性,缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快,联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围,他说,有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn,他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S,(All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔!下次就换你去取笑老美了.