请大师帮忙翻译以下英文：上帝创造了男人和女人.并且上帝根据世界的需要而创造男人；根据男人的需要而创造女人.所以男女不同就从这开始了.男人就象桃子,女人就象是鸡蛋,男人外表很

请大师帮忙翻译以下英文：上帝创造了男人和女人.并且上帝根据世界的需要而创造男人；根据男人的需要而创造女人.所以男女不同就从这开始了.男人就象桃子,女人就象是鸡蛋,男人外表很
请大师帮忙翻译以下英文：
上帝创造了男人和女人.并且上帝根据世界的需要而创造男人；根据男人的需要而创造女人.所以男女不同就从这开始了.男人就象桃子,女人就象是鸡蛋,男人外表很软,里面很硬,要慢吃慢咬；女人外壳很硬,里面很软要轻拿轻放.男女有什么不同呢?还有男人与人交往是豪爽的.女人与人交往是细腻和温柔的.
女人喜欢隐藏她们最深的感情,而男性喜欢让对方知道.如果你问一个男人“这个面包是哪里买来的?”他会告诉你；而把这个问题问一个女人,她通常会反问“有什么问题吗?”
男人有了心事,喜欢默默地用力发泄. 男人喜欢现实的冲动,在他冲动的时候,会色胆包天地对任何女人做出任何事,可是一旦冷静下来,他会立刻凭借先天的理智嘎然而止.
女人这边,女人有了心事,喜欢直率地频繁唠叨,具体地说,她也会马上去找其喜欢的女人唠叨,其实也想去找其喜欢的男人唠叨,只是他不会认真地倾听而已.女人喜欢沉稳地幻想,不会为外界的影响而轻易冲动,做任何事仿佛都要有一个恰当的借口才行,可是一旦付出了情感,她总是不肯轻易收回自己的心
男人和女人是对立统一的,只有男人,不行,只有女人,也不行.他们在性格,外表,社交方式上的不同可用一句话概括.男人阳刚,女人阴柔.他们互相补充又不停地斗争着.但不管怎么样,男人和女人都是社会的一部分.他们上帝创造了两种不同的生物,也让世界变得更多姿多彩.

请大师帮忙翻译以下英文：上帝创造了男人和女人.并且上帝根据世界的需要而创造男人；根据男人的需要而创造女人.所以男女不同就从这开始了.男人就象桃子,女人就象是鸡蛋,男人外表很
God created man and woman.And god created men according to the needs of the world; Create according to the needs of men and women.The men and women,different from the start.Man is like peach,a woman is like eggs,man looks very soft,it is very hard,want to eat slow slow bite; Woman shell is very hard,very soft inside to should take put down gently.What's the difference between men and women?And male man is generous.Woman is delicate and gentle man.
Most women like to hide their feelings,while men prefer to let each other know.If you ask a man "where to buy is this bread?" He will tell you; And the question for a woman,she often ask "what's the problem?"
Had on her mind,men love silence hard to vent.Men like real impulse,at the time of his impulse,will be bold enough to do any thing to any woman,but once you calm down,he would immediately with the innate reason screeching halt.
Women,women with heart,love often nag in plain English,specifically,she will go to find the woman like nagging,is also want to go looking for the man like nagging,just he not listen carefully.Women like fantasy steadily,not easily for the influence of the impulse,to do anything as if there will be a good excuse,but once paid the emotion,she always refused to take back my heart easily
Men and women is the unity of opposites,only a man,no,only a woman,also not line.In their personality,appearance,social in the way different available sum up a word.Men masculine,feminine women.They complement each other and constantly struggle.But anyway,both men and women are part of the society.God created two different creatures,they also make the world more colorful.