求英语搞笑短剧 急中英结合的 其实就是中文的剧本 结合英文搞笑的 我是初一的 这个剧本很急 请大家多多分享好剧本

求英语搞笑短剧 急中英结合的 其实就是中文的剧本 结合英文搞笑的 我是初一的 这个剧本很急 请大家多多分享好剧本
求英语搞笑短剧 急
中英结合的 其实就是中文的剧本 结合英文搞笑的
我是初一的 这个剧本很急 请大家多多分享好剧本

求英语搞笑短剧 急中英结合的 其实就是中文的剧本 结合英文搞笑的 我是初一的 这个剧本很急 请大家多多分享好剧本
英语搞笑短剧剧本 5—6人
　　三打白骨精
　　Three Times’ Beating Monster
　　人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧
　　B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆
　　B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
　　T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
　　S: Bajie,map!
　　E: (摸出,递给S)
　　S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
　　T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
　　E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
　　T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
　　E: But……
　　T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
　　E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
　　S: Fat Pig!
　　E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
　　S: You will what(凶相)?
　　E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
　　S: Hm!
　　T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
　　E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
　　T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
　　J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
　　T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
　　S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
　　E: This is…..?
　　S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
　　T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
　　S: Bye!(走)
　　T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
　　B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
　　B1: (接近三人,望着)Can I join you?
　　T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.
　　B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
　　T: Bomb?(打出)
　　B1: Double King!
　　T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
　　S: (回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
　　B1: （倒)Ah……
　　T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
　　S: She is a monster!
　　T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
　　S: Oh,please don’t……
　　T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱)
　　S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
　　T: (呛住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
　　B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
　　B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
　　T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡)
　　S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2)
　　E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
　　J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
　　T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
　　B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!(哭喊)
　　S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
　　T: （想阻止,未及）You,you.(险些晕,E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
　　S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
　　T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!
　　S: (悲,离去)（音乐,营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
　　E: Master, brother Monkey is.
　　T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
　　B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
　　T: （惊）You are.
　　B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退)
　　B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha.
　　S: (悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
　　T: Wukong?
　　E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
　　J: Our hero is back!
　　T: I,I can't understand.What happened?
　　S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
　　T: How,how did you find out?
　　S: (沉默).Monkey's intuition(直觉)
　　N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
　　S; Ah.you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.
　　N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
　　T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
　　S: What?
　　T: I'm sorry.
　　S: Em? Louder,please?
　　T: I.am.sorry.(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
　　T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
　　S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.
　　E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
　　J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.
　　T.S.E.J: Ah.Ah. Sleeping on the ground again we set out.
　　T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.
　　T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.
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