帮我翻译一下译成英文.辛苦.以下正文：今天我给大家带来两则冷笑话.第一个.从前有一块蛋糕在森林里迷路了是谁鼓励它出来的.答案是猪因为猪鼓励蛋糕.第二个.从前一个人抓了一只章鱼,

帮我翻译一下译成英文.辛苦.以下正文：今天我给大家带来两则冷笑话.第一个.从前有一块蛋糕在森林里迷路了是谁鼓励它出来的.答案是猪因为猪鼓励蛋糕.第二个.从前一个人抓了一只章鱼,
帮我翻译一下译成英文.辛苦.
以下正文：
今天我给大家带来两则冷笑话.
第一个.从前有一块蛋糕在森林里迷路了是谁鼓励它出来的.答案是猪因为猪鼓励蛋糕.
第二个.从前一个人抓了一只章鱼,章鱼说：你不要把我烤来吃啊,人说：我考你一个问题如果你答对了我就放了你,章鱼很开心的对人说：好啊,你考吧你考吧.于是那个人就把章鱼烤了.
以上内容.
正确率一定要很高.我课前演讲.

帮我翻译一下译成英文.辛苦.以下正文：今天我给大家带来两则冷笑话.第一个.从前有一块蛋糕在森林里迷路了是谁鼓励它出来的.答案是猪因为猪鼓励蛋糕.第二个.从前一个人抓了一只章鱼,
Today I bring you two are cold jokes.
The first.Once there was a piece of cake was lost in the forest is who encourage it out.The answer is pig because pig encourage cake.
The second.Once a man caught a octopus,octopus say:you don't put me roast to eat,o man said:I test you a question if you got the right answer I'll let you off,the octopus very happy to say:good,you take an examination of you take an examination of.So the man put octopus roast.

There once was a piece of cake who lost in the forest is encouraging it out. The answer is the pig encourage the cake.////////////A man caught an octopus, Octopus said : please don't eating my roast...

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There once was a piece of cake who lost in the forest is encouraging it out. The answer is the pig encourage the cake.////////////A man caught an octopus, Octopus said : please don't eating my roast , People said I get you a question if you answer it right i'll let you go. Octopus very happy and say : well, please test your exam. So that the people roasted octopus.

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这个是典型的中文笑话。尤其第二个是利用中文谐音，烤 考 可是英文roast 和test 达不到中文的效果。
如果你硬翻，原文的意思会流失很多。拿下面两个译文说，你讲给老外听 他们能明白其中的笑点吗？我建议你找原汁原味的英文笑话。
我给你一个,你蛮看看吧。
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman o...

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这个是典型的中文笑话。尤其第二个是利用中文谐音，烤 考 可是英文roast 和test 达不到中文的效果。
如果你硬翻，原文的意思会流失很多。拿下面两个译文说，你讲给老外听 他们能明白其中的笑点吗？我建议你找原汁原味的英文笑话。
我给你一个,你蛮看看吧。
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman on a bench,passiontely kissing.
"Why don't you do that?"said the wife.
"Honey,"replied her husband,"I don't know that woman!"

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