谁能帮我翻译一下：God and FatherWhen God was creating fathers, he started with a tall body. An angel nearby then asked him, "What kind of father is that? If you’re going to make children so close to the ground, why have you put fathers up

谁能帮我翻译一下：God and FatherWhen God was creating fathers, he started with a tall body. An angel nearby then asked him, "What kind of father is that? If you’re going to make children so close to the ground, why have you put fathers up
谁能帮我翻译一下：God and Father
When God was creating fathers, he started with a tall body. An angel nearby then asked him, "What kind of father is that? If you’re going to make children so close to the ground, why have you put fathers up so high? He won’t be able to put a child in bed or kiss a child with-out bending1."
God smiled and said, "Yes, but if I make him child size, who would children have to look up to?"
God then worked on the thin legs and broad shoulders2 of fathers. The angel said, "Do you know you just made a father without a lap3? How is he going to pull a child close to him without the kid falling between his legs?"
God said, "A mother needs a lap. A father needs strong shoulders to help a boy on a bicycle or hold a sleepy head on the way home from the cinema."
God worked throughout the night. He gave the father few words, but a strict voice and eyes that see everything, but were still calm and to lerant4.
Finally, he added tears and said, "Now are you happy that he can love as much as a mother?"
The angel said nothing!

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谁能帮我翻译一下：God and FatherWhen God was creating fathers, he started with a tall body. An angel nearby then asked him, "What kind of father is that? If you’re going to make children so close to the ground, why have you put fathers up
上帝和父亲
上帝创造父亲的时候,他先由一个高大的躯体开始.一个在附近的天使就问他："那是什么样的父亲?如果你要你要让孩子们离地面那么近,你为什么让父亲那么高呢?他不弯腰的话将不能够把孩子放在床上或亲吻孩子 " .
上帝微笑着说："是的,但如果我把父亲造得和孩子一样大,孩子们敬仰谁呢 "
上帝然后就在父亲的瘦双腿和宽阔的肩膀上开始干活了.天使说："你知不知道你刚刚造了一个没有膝盖的父亲?他将怎样把孩子拉近自己而不使孩子从他两腿间掉下去呢 ”
上帝说,"一个母亲需要膝盖,一个父亲需要强有力的肩膀来帮助一个男孩骑上自行车或在从电影院回家的路上托住一个沉睡的脑袋.”
上帝整个晚上工作着.他给了父亲几乎没句话,但却给了他严厉的声音和能看到一切却依然平静的眼睛.
最后,他额外添上了眼泪并说,"现在他能像母亲一样爱那么多了,你开心了吧?”
天使什么也不说了.