超狗任务的英文对白

超狗任务的英文对白
超狗任务的英文对白

超狗任务的英文对白
Ladies and gentlemen,this is Simon Barsinister,the wickedest man in the world.He was evil and crazy.Simon and his wacky henchman,Cad,schemed to rule the universe.But each time they were foiled by me,the greatest superherowho ever lived...Underdog!Ladies and gentlemen,I come to you this eveningto discuss the growing problem of crime in our city.Here in front of meare files of unsolved cases.We're gettingahead of ourselves.That's me in the uniform.I was raised,since I was justa little puppy,to fight crime.Never had a familyor a place to call home.I was raised with one purposeand one purpose only:To help people,to keep them safe.Nothing was going to stand in my way.Easy,boy.- However,to the families involved...- You got something,boy?What was that?Alpha Dog has got a lock on the stage.I think it's the boxes.Criminals should not be allowedto keep their freedom.Clear the building!We need SWAT here,now!Please hurry,your honor.Everybody out!Blue team,go,go!Move!No radiation.No metal.Tweezers,and we'll lift.Easy.Right down the side.Yeah.Slow.And slide.I bet you didn't knowa beagle's sense of smell is times stronger than a human's.Well,mine's not.It's a gift fromthe American Pork Association.I want a full debrief,now.Nice work,rookie.You found an exploding ham.Quiet,I smell a bomb.You!You should justturn in your tags.All right,I'll be honest with you.I wasn't the best dog on the force.In fact,I was probably the worst.The ham was justthe latest of my mistakes.Like the time I chewed the extensioncord and it was plugged in.Or when I met that cute poodle and it turned out to be a guy.It's hard to feel destined for greatnesswhen you keep messing up.But,destiny's a funny thing.It'll creep up on youwhen you least expect it.Gotcha.Last one for tonight.Excuse me.Uh,there's been a big mistake.I'm not a stray.I shouldn't be in the pound.This ain't no pound,son.This place makes the poundlook like the dog park.By day it's OK,but at night,once everyone's left,that's when the freaky stuff happens.What kind of "freaky stuff?" - What did they do to your hair?- What's wrong with my hair?Nothing.Nothing at all.You were saying aboutthe "freaky stuff." All I'm saying is when the guyin the white lab coat pulls out the giant needle,run!Hey.Welcome to the graveyard.Yeah,nice and quiet,just like I like it.Uh,sir,excuse me.We're not open right now.There's no access to the labs.Oh,really?I'm sorry.That's all right.Don't worry.Oh,wait.What's this?What does this say?Uh..."All Access." Sorry.It's OK.You all make mistakes.But I forgive you.Because that's the kindof person I am...humble.A humble genius.It's OK.Let him in.Please.Again,I'm sorry,Dr.Barsinister.- I'm terribly sorry.- It's OK.How were you to know that I am the most important scientistthis company has?You couldn't have.- Who's the new hire?- Him?He,uh,used to be a cop.I was thinking that maybewe should take it easy on the after-hours stuff.You know?Clandestine.A three-syllable word?I'm impressed.I bought a,uh......thesaurus.Good for you.But even if he is an ex-cop,we don'thave time to skulk about.Look."Police Dog Training."It's a great idea.Why didn't you think of that?Because training is a fool's process.I've met with the mayor,and I told him how we couldtake this city to new heights through genetic manipulation.- Yeah?What did he say?- The fool actually laughed at me.That happened to me once.I had my pants on inside out.Nobody told me for the entire day.- Stop talking now.- Oh,right.Right.I'll be the silent partner.Just because you're the only one here,Cad,does not make us partners.Wow.A real-life mad scientist.Yeah,and he ain't even mad yet.All right.Bring me the new dog.