“My husband had just bought a new washing machine for me.My husband had just bought a new washing machine for me.I decided to use it and I washed a lot of things.Everything worked well,but I found one of my husband’s socks missing.I looked everyw

“My husband had just bought a new washing machine for me.My husband had just bought a new washing machine for me.I decided to use it and I washed a lot of things.Everything worked well,but I found one of my husband’s socks missing.I looked everyw
“My husband had just bought a new washing machine for me.
My husband had just bought a new washing machine for me.I decided to use it and I washed a lot of things.
Everything worked well,but I found one of my husband’s socks missing.I looked everywhere for it,but I couldn’t find it anywhere.
The next morning,I got ready for school as usual.When the bell rang,the students came in.I greeted them first and then told them what we were going to do that day.
When I turned around to write on the blackboard,the class broke out a roar!
They laughed and laughed.They laughed so much,in fact,that I was afraid the headmaster would be into seeing all this.
I asked the class to stop,but the more I talked,the more they laughed.I decided to pay no attention to them and I continued to write on the blackboard.When I did this,they roared even more.
Finally,the teacher who had the room next to mine came in to see what all the laughter was about.When he came in,he started laughing,too!
“Good heavens,” I said.“Will someone please tell me what is so funny?’
“Oh,God,” said the teacher.“You have a brown sock to the back of your skirt!”
So that’s how I found my husband’s missing sock.
“Oh,well,” I said to the class.“Let’s just say you have had an unforgettable lesson on static electricity.”

“My husband had just bought a new washing machine for me.My husband had just bought a new washing machine for me.I decided to use it and I washed a lot of things.Everything worked well,but I found one of my husband’s socks missing.I looked everyw
丈夫为我买了一台洗衣机,我用它洗东西,有一天发现丈夫的短袜不见了,去上课时学生都笑,我没有理会.后来隔壁一个教师来时告诉我在我的衬衫上别这一只袜子.

My husband had just bought a new washing machine for me. I decided to use it and I washed a lot of things.
我老公刚为我买了台新的洗衣机。我决定用一下于是就洗了很多东西。
Everything worked well, but I found one of my husband...

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My husband had just bought a new washing machine for me. I decided to use it and I washed a lot of things.
我老公刚为我买了台新的洗衣机。我决定用一下于是就洗了很多东西。
Everything worked well, but I found one of my husband’s socks missing. I looked everywhere for it, but I couldn’t find it anywhere.
一些进展顺利，但是我发现我丈夫的一只袜子丢了，找遍了角角落落还是没找到。
The next morning, I got ready for school as usual. When the bell rang, the students came in. I greeted them first and then told them what we were going to do that day.
第二天一大早，我像往常一样准备上课。铃声一响，学生进来了。我首先和他们打了招呼然后安排了当天的事情。
When I turned around to write on the blackboard, the class broke out a roar!
当我转身在黑板上写字的时候，整个班级开了锅。
They laughed and laughed. They laughed so much, in fact, that I was afraid the headmaster would be into seeing all this.
他们哄堂大笑。笑声太大了，事实上，我很害怕让校长看到这种状况。
I asked the class to stop, but the more I talked, the more they laughed. I decided to pay no attention to them and I continued to write on the blackboard. When I did this, they roared even more.
我让学生停止，但是我越说，他们笑声越大，我决定不理会他们。随后我继续在黑板上写东西。我这样做只能让他们的尖叫声愈演愈烈。
Finally, the teacher who had the room next to mine came in to see what all the laughter was about. When he came in, he started laughing, too!
最后，连隔壁班的老师都进来看个究竟。他一进来也开始大笑起来。
“Good heavens,” I said. “Will someone please tell me what is so funny?’
“天哪，”我说，“摆脱有没有人告诉我有什么好笑的？”
“Oh, God,” said the teacher. “You have a brown sock to the back of your skirt!”
“我的天哪，”那位老师说道，“你裙子后面有一只棕色的袜子。”
So that’s how I found my husband’s missing sock.
“Oh, well,” I said to the class. “Let’s just say you have had an unforgettable lesson on static electricity.”
就这样我发现了老公那只丢失的袜子。
“哦，那么。”我对同学们说道，“正好，关于静电你们上了一堂难忘的课。”

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