英语翻译今天是我值日.下面我给大家讲一个小笑话...（然后附一段二三十字的笑话）
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英语翻译今天是我值日.下面我给大家讲一个小笑话...（然后附一段二三十字的笑话）
英语翻译
今天是我值日.下面我给大家讲一个小笑话...（然后附一段二三十字的笑话）
英语翻译今天是我值日.下面我给大家讲一个小笑话...（然后附一段二三十字的笑话）
乖孩子~可爱的
I'm on duty today,and now I'm going to tell a little joke here.
the name of the joke is “does the dog know the proverb too?”
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
“It's all right,” said a gentleman,“don't be afraid.Don't you know the proverb:Barking dogs don't bite?”
“Ah,yes,” answered the little boy.“I know the proverb,but does the dog know the proverb,too?”
二三十字的英语笑话其实不多,而且要求听众笑点和英语能力稍微高点.
你可以把里面你认为同学们都不会的词先写在黑板上,告诉大家这些词的意思,然后面带微笑讲给大家听.
锻炼一下,老师和同学们都会很欣赏你的.
祝你做的精彩啊~
Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy lif...
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Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
长寿秘诀"""
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”
“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”
“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？”
"26"...
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