英语翻译Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) headquarters near Paris found English to be an easy language...until they tried to pronounce it.To help them discard an array of accents,the verses below were devised.A

英语翻译Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) headquarters near Paris found English to be an easy language...until they tried to pronounce it.To help them discard an array of accents,the verses below were devised.A
英语翻译
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) headquarters near Paris found English to be an easy language...until they tried to pronounce it.To help them discard an array of accents,the verses below were devised.After trying them,a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
Try them yourself.
English is tough stuff
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse,corps,horse,and worse.
I will keep you,Suzy,busy.
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye,your dress will tear.
So shall Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart,beard and hears.
Dies and diet,lord and word.
Sword and sward,retain and Britain.
(Mind the letter,how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak,but bleak and streak;
Cloven,oven how and low.
Script,receipt,show,poem and toe.
Hear my say,devoid of trickery.
Daughter,laughter,and Trepsichore.
Typhoid,measles,topsails,aisles.
Exiles,similes,and reviles;
Scholar,vicar,and cigar.
Solar,mica,war and far;
One,anemone,Balmoral.
Kitchen,lichen,laundry,laurel:
Gertrude,German,wind and mind.
Scene,Melpomene,mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet.
Bouquet,wallet,mallet,chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food.
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous,viscount,load and broad.
Towards,to forward,to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK.
When you correctly say croquet.
Rounded,wounded,grieve and sieve.
Friend and fiend,alive and live.
Ivy,privy,famous,clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River,rival,tomb,bomb,comb.
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger.
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul,haunt with aunt.
Font,front,wont,want,grand and grant.
Shoes,goes,does.Now first say finger.
And then singer,ginger,linger.
Real,zeal ,mauve,gauze,gouge and gauge.
Marriage,foliage,mirage and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury,
Does,lost,post and doth,cloth,loth.
Job,nob,bosom,transom,oath.
Though the differences seem little.
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does,and zethyt,helfer.
Mint,pint,senate and sedate;
Scenic,Arabic,Pacific,
Science,conscience,scientific.

英语翻译Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) headquarters near Paris found English to be an easy language...until they tried to pronounce it.To help them discard an array of accents,the verses below were devised.A
多民族人员在北大西洋公约组织(北约) 总部在巴黎附近发现英语是一种容易的语言...直到他们设法发音它.帮助他们摈除口音,诗歌如下构想了.在尝试他们以后,法国人说他大声会更喜欢六个月强迫劳役对读书六线.
审判他们你自己.
英语是坚韧材料
最亲爱的生物在创作,
研究英国发音.
我将教您在我的诗歌
声音象尸体,军团,马,并且更坏.
我将保留您,Suzy,繁忙.
使您的头以热增长头昏眼花.
泪花在眼睛,您的礼服将撕毁.
如此将我!噢听见我的祷告.
请比较心脏,胡子和听见.
模子和饮食,阁下和词.
剑和sward,保留和不列颠.
(介意信件,怎么它被写.)
我肯定现在不会困扰您
以如此词象匾和ague .
但小心怎么您讲话:
言断裂和牛排,但荒凉和条纹;
Cloven,烤箱怎么和低.
剧本,收据,显示,诗和脚趾.
听见我的言,无欺骗.
女儿,笑声,并且Trepsichore .
肠热症,麻疹,topsails,走道.
流放,similes,并且漫骂;
学者,教区牧师,并且雪茄.
太阳,云母,战争和;
一,银莲花属,Balmoral .
厨房,地衣,洗衣店,月桂树:
Gertrude,德语,风和头脑.
场面,Melpomene,人类.
宿营不押韵以芭蕾.
花束,钱包,短槌,chalet .
血液和洪水不是象食物.
亦不是模子如应该并且会.
黏,贵族,装载和宽广.
往,批转,对奖励.
并且您的发音的赞成.
当您正确地说槌球.
环绕,受伤,追悼和筛.
朋友和恶魔,活和活.
常春藤,厕所,著名,喧闹
并且迷恋押韵与锤子.
河,敌手,坟茔,炸弹,梳子.
玩偶和卷和一些和家庭.
陌生人不押韵充满愤怒.
两者都不吞食以clangour .
灵魂但弄脏,haunt 与伯母.
字体,前线,要,盛大和津贴.
鞋子,去,.现在首先言手指.
并且然后歌手,姜,徘徊.
真正,热忱,淡紫色,纱,蛾眉凿和测量仪.
婚姻,叶子,海市蜃楼和年龄.
询问不押韵与非常,
亦不愤怒声音象埋葬,

这个不是诗，就像前面的解释一样，更像绕口令之类的磨嘴皮用的（以及不同的发音规则）。完全没有实际的意思。