英语翻译要很好笑的

英语翻译要很好笑的
英语翻译
要很好笑的

英语翻译要很好笑的
you me you me 彼此彼此
watch sister表妹
American Chinese not enough 美中不足
heart flower angry open 心花怒放
go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过
People mountain and people sea. 人山人海
seven up eight down 七上八下
love who who 爱谁谁
no three no four不三不四
morning three night four 朝三暮四
red face konw me红颜知己
wang eight eggs 王八蛋
ten three point 十三点
no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一
play a big knife before Guan Gong 关公面前耍大刀
play an ax before Lu Ban 班门弄斧
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
One car come one car go,two car peng peng, people die.（车祸现场描述）
We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿!
How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
You don't bird me, I don't bird you.你不鸟我,我也不鸟你.
You have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up!
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say,go home!有事起奏,无事退朝.
You give me stop! 你给我站住!
Know is know no know is no know. 知之为知之,不知为不知.
Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse's son can make hole!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条
You have two down son.你有两下子.
As far as you go to die. 有多远,死多远!
I give you face you don't wanna face, you lose you face,I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸.
Want money no,want life one! 要钱不给,要命有一条!
Money or life?要钱还是要命?
Good good study,day day up! 好好学习,天天向上!
You ask me,I ask who?你问我,我去问谁?
We are one home people. 我们是一家人.
You have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart! 有话快说,有屁快放!
You talk like breaking the wind!你说话像放屁一样!

人山人海：people mountain people sea

我看过的最牛、最搞笑的就是恶搞《三字经》翻译版的了
以下凡是***就是S.E.X
人之初， At the beginning of life,
性本善。 *** is good.
性相近， Basically, *** is nearly all the same in nature.
习相远。 But it depends on how the wa...

全部展开

我看过的最牛、最搞笑的就是恶搞《三字经》翻译版的了
以下凡是***就是S.E.X
人之初， At the beginning of life,
性本善。 *** is good.
性相近， Basically, *** is nearly all the same in nature.
习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教， If you do not practice all the time,
性乃迁。 *** will leave you.
教之道， During the way of learning it,
贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
昔孟母， Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad *** influence.
子不学， She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,
断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken."
窦燕山， A famous person called Dou,
有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子， All his five sons took it,
名俱扬。 then their ***ual ability became well-known.
养不教， If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,
父之过。 it is all the father's fault.
教不严， If they have lots of problems in doing it,
师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on ***.
子不学， If you refuse to learn ***,
非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
幼不学， If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢， If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器。 it won't become hard and strong.
人不学， People who don't learn ***,
不知义。 their life will become meaningless

收起

How r u怎么是你。
How old r u怎么老是你？
七上八下seven up eight down.
天真skytrue