短篇英语笑话
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短篇英语笑话
短篇英语笑话
短篇英语笑话
The second opinion
The doctor to the patient:"You are very sick."
The patient to the doctor:"Can I get a second opinion?"
The doctor again:"Yes,you are very ugly too."
Nobody ever listens to me
The patient says,"Doctor,you've got to help me.Nobody ever listens to me.No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says,"Next,please."
A Useful Way
Father:Jack,why do you drink so much water?
Jack:I have just had an apple,Dad.
Father:What’s that got to do with it?
Jack:I forgot to wash the apple.