求英语趣味故事 要中英对照字数200字以内谢谢大家急用

求英语趣味故事 要中英对照字数200字以内谢谢大家急用
求英语趣味故事 要中英对照
字数200字以内谢谢大家急用

求英语趣味故事 要中英对照字数200字以内谢谢大家急用
第一次坐飞机
　　约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机,他读过许多关于飞行事故的报道.所以,有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时,约翰逊先生非常担心,不敢接受.不过,由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很安全的,约翰逊先生终于被说服了,登上了飞机.
　　他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场跑道上滑行.约翰逊先生听说飞行中最危险的是起飞与降落,所以他吓得紧闭双眼.
　　过了一两分钟,他睁开双眼朝窗外望去,接着对朋友说道：“看下面那些人,他们看起来就象蚂蚁一样小,是不是?”
　　“那些就是蚂蚁,”他的朋友答道,“我们还在地面上.”
First Flight
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"
"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."


钉子还是苍蝇?
　　一位视力正在衰退的老绅士住进了一家旅馆的客房.他双手各拿一瓶酒.在墙上有只苍蝇,他误以为是枚钉子.他把两只瓶子朝上一挂,瓶子掉下来摔碎了,酒洒了一地.一个女服务员发现发生的事情以后,对他深表同情,决定帮他个忙.
　　于是,第二天早上他到楼顶花园散步时,她把一枚钉子钉在了苍蝇停过的地方.
　　这里,老人回到了房里.倒洒的酒味让他想起了那件事.他抬头往墙上一看,苍蝇又停在了那儿!他轻手轻脚地走近,使尽全力拍了一掌.听到一声大叫,好心的女服务员冲进房来.让她大为吃惊的是,可怜的老头正坐在地板上,牙关紧咬,右手滴血不止.
A Nail Or A Fly?
An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favour.
So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed.
Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully adn slapped it with all his strength. On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding!

其余的事由我负责
　　一位车上的列车员刚发出信号让火车启动,这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边,跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话.
　　“快点,小姐!”他喊道：“请把门关上.”
　　“噢,我还没有和妹妹吻别呢.”她回答道.
　　“请把门关上好了,”列车员说：“其余的事由我负责.”
I'll See to the Rest
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."

热与冷
　　蒙特利尔自助餐厅的一位顾客拧开盥洗室的龙头,结果被水烫伤了.“这太可恶了,”他抱怨道,“标着C的龙头流出的是开水.”
　　“可是,先生,C代表Chaude－法语里代表‘热’.如果您居住在蒙特利尔的话就得知道这一点.”
　　“等等,”那位顾客咆哮一声,“另外一个龙头同样标的是C.”
　　“当然,”经理说道：“它代表冷.毕竟,蒙特利尔是个双语城市.”

Chaude and Cold
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C."
"Of course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."


兵的高招
　　由于生意方面的事,罗宾逊先生得出趟门.因为有点紧急,他决定坐飞机.乘机旅行时,他喜欢靠窗坐,故而一登机,他就寻找一个靠窗的座位.他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着.在那空座位边坐着一名士兵.令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是,这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置.罗宾逊先生不管那些,他马上径直朝那个空座位走去.
　　然而,等到了那儿,他看见座位上有则启事,是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡,特预设该位置,谢谢合作.”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事.不过,他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品,于是他找了个不靠窗的位置.
　　又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上,他们看到那则启事就走开了.当快满座时,一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱.一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事.士兵用这种办法,成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴.

A Soldier's Brilliant Idea
Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.
When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.
Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.

新发现
　　一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛.他走进一座大楼,看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间.房间的门随后关上,有几个灯在闪亮.一会儿,门开了,电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特.
　　乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛,慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!”

New Discovery
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!"

一个坏印象
　　有六个人搭乘火车旅行,坐在同一车箱内.其中五个很安静,也很规矩.但第六个是个粗鲁的年轻人,给其他乘客招惹了许多麻烦.
　　最后,这位年轻人在一个车站带着两个沉重的皮箱下了车.没有一个旅客帮他的忙.有个人一直等到这位粗鲁的年轻人走得很远了,才打开窗户,对着他大声喊：“你把东西留在车厢里了!”然后,又把窗户关了起来.
　　年轻人转过身子,拎着两个沉甸甸的皮箱,匆匆赶了回来.他转回来时,显得非常疲倦,对着窗户大声喊：“我把什么东西留在车上了?”
　　当火车再次启动时,叫他回来的旅客打开窗户说：“一个极坏的印象!”

A Bad Impression
Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers.
At last this young man got out at a station with his two heavy bags. None of the other passengers helped him, but one of them waited until the rude young man was very far away and then opened the window and shouted to him, "You left something behind in the compartment!" Then he closed the window again.
The young man truned around and hurried back with his two bags. He was very tired when he arrived, but he shouted through the window, "What did I leave behind?"
As the train began to move again, the passenger who had called him back opened the window and said, "A very bad impression!"

方法错了，读懂英文不是读懂中文。